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Rev. Powell
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« on: April 15, 2008, 12:52:44 PM »

With one hand possessed
Ash reaches for a chainsaw.
"A Farewell to Arms."

"About twenty minutes into it, you'll be ready for it to be over. It won't be. It goes on for TWO SOLID HOURS. In order to calm down, you'll need some kind of light romantic comedy to watch, maybe something starring Freddy Krueger."-Joe Bob on SHOCKER
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Mwa Ha Ha Ha Ha

« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2008, 04:10:56 PM »

Man in a cabin
Has to kill many demons
He is one bad a$$

Barbeque sauce tastes good on EVERYTHING, even salad.

Yes, salad.
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One monster with extra cheese, hold the plot.

« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2008, 11:51:41 PM »

Something is coming
to swallow all of our souls:
Rotten Apple Head!

Kleel's rule is harsh :-B
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« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2008, 03:00:37 PM »

The one who owns
a chainsaw
fears not
William Weird
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2008, 01:13:11 PM »

I'll swallow your soul.
I will swallow your soul. Ack!
Swallow this. Ka-Boom!
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El Duderino

« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2011, 06:52:31 AM »

My hand is possessed!
I better get the chainsaw.
Who's laughing now, huh?!
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