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« on: April 18, 2008, 11:21:12 PM »


Another theme cake gone horribly, disgustingly wrong.
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Primoris Malum


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« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2008, 11:59:28 PM »

Got Milk?
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« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2008, 10:13:29 AM »

A very severe case of being lactose intolerant.
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I bent my wookie!
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« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2008, 10:46:05 PM »

Severed heads can lead full fulfilling lives and meet Barbara Crampton...
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« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2008, 11:11:36 PM »

"No, I wasn't surfing internet porn again.  Why?"
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« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2008, 11:28:06 PM »

Worst ice cream headache ever.
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One monster with extra cheese, hold the plot.


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« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2008, 11:45:02 PM »

"What?"
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« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2008, 12:42:06 PM »

"Come back here and fight! I'll bite your legs off!"
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2008, 08:27:59 PM »

Um....Gesundheit...
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« Reply #9 on: April 24, 2008, 04:24:07 PM »

He laughed his head off and milk came out his nose.
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« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2008, 08:52:37 AM »

It's just a flesh wound.
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