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« on: April 28, 2008, 08:14:46 PM »

From an upcoming review I have of Planet Of The Vampires




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« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2008, 09:04:35 PM »


I &^%$'n HATE safe sex!!

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Hey ladies; I am sanitized for your protection.
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« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2008, 09:04:59 PM »

Looks like Superman's been tossing around those stupid cellophane 'S' shields again...

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« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2008, 07:56:14 AM »



Damn Saran Wrap!  I just wanted to keep my sandwich fresh, and now look at this sh!t!
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« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2008, 10:08:07 AM »

Preserving the undead was never easier then with Reynolds new 'Full size body bags'.
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« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2008, 11:48:13 AM »

Damn Saran Wrap!  I just wanted to keep my sandwich fresh, and now look at this sh!t!

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« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2008, 12:03:23 PM »

Famous last words:
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« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2008, 08:45:05 PM »



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« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2008, 01:57:50 PM »

Damn hard plastic caseing....makes it so hard to get action figures out of the package!
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« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2008, 10:17:04 AM »

*looks at map* This isn't the planet of the vampires, this is the planet of the plastic bag people!
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