How to keep men from missing the toilet

[Hammock Rider]

This is a weird little news tidbit. Some of the comments are even weirder. I guess the simplest
way to avoid splashback is to just go outside behind your favorite bar  as God intended. 

http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2008/04/29/how-to-keep-men-from-missing-the-toilet.aspx?source=nl

[trekgeezer]

HEHEHE!!!!    Hammock you get the Ash the Cat award for silly subjects.

My mother complained about this a lot (considering she had 8 sons, she had a lot to complain about). She always threatened to put a bullseye in the bottom of the toilet.

[Trevor]

Karma, Hammock. 

I'm sure I could improve my aim if I could just find a fly somewhere. Here I am almost in the middle of Africa and there are no *&^%$ flies anywhere. 

[Andrew]

We aren't missing.  We do that on purpose.  My suggestion is to install a sloped tile floor with a drain in the center.  Just hose the place down after we are done.

Note: Katie has never found this suggestion very funny.

[Mr. DS]

We aren't missing.  We do that on purpose.  My suggestion is to install a sloped tile floor with a drain in the center.  Just hose the place down after we are done.

Note: Katie has never found this suggestion very funny.

In other words a troth.  Those make me feel uncomfortable at the ball park but in the house they'd rule. 

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

We aren't missing.  We do that on purpose.  My suggestion is to install a sloped tile floor with a drain in the center.  Just hose the place down after we are done.

Note: Katie has never found this suggestion very funny.

I tried this one at home too.  Not to mention the home urinal.  Both were vetoed. Its a wife thing I think. 
-Ed

[AndyC]

Whenever my wife complains about it, I tell her I'm doing my best, but it's difficult to control something that massive. She usually groans and drops the subject.

[indianasmith]

My Dad had a friend, years ago, who owned a gas station where they put one of those big, white "air freshener" bricks in the urinal.  Problem  was, every guy aimed for it and the things melted down very quickly.  So Dad's pal glued a large rubber grasshopper dead center in the middle of the urinal . . . and his toilet mints started lasting three times as long as every guy tried to knock that grasshopper down!!!!


P.S. Not to brag or anything, but I knocked a red wasp off its nest and to the ground while relieving myself at the barn yesterday.  Glad my aim was good!

[Torgo]

One of my sisters has a sign above their toilet that says:

"If you sprinkle
When you tinkle
Be a sweetie
and wipe the seatie."

Always makes me laugh.

[BTM]

I've seen this before, it's a very interesting article.

Speaking of aiming, one thing i have trouble with for some reason stumble into the bathroom half asleep during the night and don't have my glasses on.  You'd think aiming would be instinctual, but I find it's off when I can't see clearly...

(My vision is VERY poor, so without glasses I'm pretty only a step up from a mole rat.)

Course, I'm single, and live alone, so I have to clean up any messes, so I guess it's not too big a deal.

[Scott]

Like horses we need a kind of blinder to help guide us in the right direction.

[Killer Bees]

That's awesome     But it's a little scary to think that guys would try to drown the poor "fly" while they were doing their business!

When my son was little, I used to put a ping pong ball in the bowl so he'd perfect his aim.  Before I did that, he had a bad case of "sprinkler dick"      The best part is, the ball can't flush and clog up the plumbing.

[Trevor]

We aren't missing.  We do that on purpose.  My suggestion is to install a sloped tile floor with a drain in the center.  Just hose the place down after we are done.

Note: Katie has never found this suggestion very funny.

  I find that funny. 

When I was in my final year of primary school (I would have been about 12 then) we had a contest in one of the toilets to see who could pee out of the window above the urinal. 

I managed it once, but unfortunately, there was a teacher standing outside the toilet who became the main receiver of a very unwelcome shower. 

[BTM]

I managed it once, but unfortunately, there was a teacher standing outside the toilet who became the main receiver of a very unwelcome shower. 

LOL!  Bet after that you had trouble pooping for awhile from the massive asswhipping you must have gotten.  :)

[trekgeezer]

I can't remember where it was, but I once saw a urinal that was a metal trough with a constant stream of of water running  through it.