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Not a Time Lord!

« on: April 30, 2008, 01:11:12 PM »

Precambrian Sex Rule #14:  Keep one foot on the rock at all times.

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« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2008, 02:46:41 PM »

Her attempt to recreate what happened to Andromeda proved to be an utter failure.
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« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2008, 07:07:27 AM »

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« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2008, 09:04:21 AM »

That has to be about the best-fitting animal skin I've ever seen.

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I have more DVDs than brain cells...

« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2008, 10:02:36 PM »

This?  This is an old animal skin; I've had it for years.  You like it?

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Reticence is death. Don't think too long on that.

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I feel a song coming on...

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