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Ash
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« on: May 02, 2008, 03:08:54 AM »

Who could Clarice be talking to?
What could she or the person on the other end of the phone be saying?

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« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2008, 05:54:51 AM »

"Hi Agent Starling, it's Trevor Moses. Yes, the guy from South Africa. Yes, that guy. I just wanted to know if you'd located my missing underpants yet?"  Buggedout
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I have more DVDs than brain cells...


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« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2008, 06:13:45 AM »



What's that?   A comedy?   Work with kids and animals?   
It opens in the early part of the year?  Sure, sign me up!
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« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2008, 06:22:00 AM »

"I know you said you didn't want to talk to me anymore, but I'm calling you from my new Comcast Digital phone service"

or

"I'm telling you I did save 15% on my insurance by switching to Geico!"
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« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2008, 10:31:04 PM »

"It's me again Margaret....Bet you can't guess what I'm doing..."
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« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2008, 03:41:03 AM »

"It's me again Margaret....Bet you can't guess what I'm doing..."

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« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2008, 07:06:38 AM »

Chris Carter: "I'm sorry Jodi but you didn't get the role of Scully on my up coming scifi show."
Foster: "What???? It was that red wasn't? Fine you'll be sorry someday when I win a oscar....you'll see I'll be to big for your "x-files" !"
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« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2008, 10:23:12 AM »

"Can you hear me now?...........Good!"
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"Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down"
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« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2008, 05:02:39 AM »


"For the last time, Hinckley, no!"
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« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2008, 08:26:28 PM »

"Drop what ball?  Ms. Foster, is that you again?"
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« Reply #10 on: November 12, 2009, 06:11:01 AM »





"I'm your boyfriend now, Nancy!" (sticks tongue through phone)
"Who the hell is this???"
"Aw s**t!  Wrong movie!!!" (click)
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« Reply #11 on: November 12, 2009, 06:20:06 AM »

"Why no, I don't have Aunt Jemima by the box. Is this some kind of survey?"
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« Reply #12 on: November 12, 2009, 11:54:08 AM »


A collect call from Alphe Centauri? These phone solicitors are everywhere! Well contact this jerk face!

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« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2009, 12:16:53 AM »

"Do you like scary movies?"
"Well yeah...I've starred in one."
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« Reply #14 on: November 15, 2009, 02:10:44 AM »

Yeah, let me get my hand in position here.
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