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« Reply #15 on: May 13, 2008, 08:21:06 AM »

Monty Python and the Holy Grail is the most quotable movie of all time!

"She's a witch!  She turned me into a newt!"
"A newt??"
"I got better!"

"She's got HUGE   . . . .  tracts of land!"

"We are the knights who say 'Ni!!!'"

"RUN AWAY!!"

"Then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade at Mine enemies, who, having been deemed naughty in my sight, shall snuff it!"

"Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!!"

You are correct sir, I read the title of the thread and said ... "A duh the HOLY GRAIL"

It is one of the few movies you can quote that MOST people will know the quote right off.

"Tis but a flesh wound"

"Brave, brave Sir Robin ... Sir Robin ran away."

"Bring me a shrubbery."

"Answer me these questions three ..."

"I fart in your general direction."

"Help, help I'm being oppressed."
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« Reply #16 on: May 13, 2008, 02:30:03 PM »

The Last Boy Scout is up there for me.

Joe Hallenbeck: Leather pants.
Jimmy Dix: Yeah.
Joe Hallenbeck: What's something like that run?
Jimmy Dix: Six-fifty.
Joe Hallenbeck: Six hundred and fifty dollars?
Jimmy Dix: Yeah.
Joe Hallenbeck: They're pants.
Jimmy Dix: Yeah.
Joe Hallenbeck: You wear them?
Jimmy Dix: YES.
Joe Hallenbeck: They don't, like, have a TV in them or something?
Jimmy Dix: Nope.
Joe Hallenbeck: I am very old.



Jimmy Dix: Hi, you're nobody.
Joe Hallenbeck: Shhh, don't tell anyone.


McCoskey: Good morning, gentlemen. Is there a problem?
Milo: Yes, officer. As a matter of fact there is a problem. Apparently there are too many bullets in this gun.
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« Reply #17 on: May 13, 2008, 09:34:49 PM »

And to continue with Holy Grail:

"One day lad, all this will be yours!"
"What, the curtains?"

"Other kings said I was daft to build a castle in the swamp, so I did it anyway, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second castle. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third castle. That one burned down, fell over and then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one stayed up!"
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« Reply #18 on: May 13, 2008, 11:20:51 PM »

Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!


We are now the Knights who say...”Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Znourwringmmmm.
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« Reply #19 on: May 14, 2008, 03:39:03 AM »

"Who's that then?"
"I dunno, must be a king"
"Why's that?"
"Hasn't got sh!t all over him"
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« Reply #20 on: May 14, 2008, 04:57:43 PM »

We are now the Knights who say...”Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Znourwringmmmm.

Karma to you for even knowing how to spell that BounceGiggle
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« Reply #21 on: May 14, 2008, 07:01:43 PM »

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The Big Lebowski.

I can quote that film endlessly.  There is not a time in my house that the phone rings that I don't say "Phone's ringing dude..."

Does your answering machine say "The Dude is not in, leave me a message..."?   BounceGiggle  Good call on that film, I could quote it all day too. "Shut the f*ck up Donnie!!!"

Others for me that come to mind;
A Christmas Story
Cadyshack
Monty Python And The Holy Grail
Robocop (I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR)
Just about any A-nold film
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« Reply #22 on: May 15, 2008, 08:46:31 AM »

This movie has some great quotes.

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« Reply #23 on: May 15, 2008, 12:43:41 PM »

Not a quote, but with all the Holy Grail referencing going on in this thread, I simply had to note that the wife and I made a pilgrimage to Castle Doune in '05 -- The film site of a good 80% of the Holy Grail.
It did triple duty as Castle Anthrax, the castle of Louie LaWunder, and the castle where the wedding is taking place & John Cleese explores his idiom.
If you stand off to the left of the castle & sight along the wall, you can see the scene of the Trojan Rabbit spring to life in your mind's eye.
Plus they filmed the Knights of the Round Table dance number in its great hall.  Every turn you take inside Doune can make a scene appear.  It's magic!!
Castle Arrgh! is just up the road a piece, near Oban, but it's privately owned & you can't go inside or even sail out to the island it's on without permission.  Looks great, though . . .
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« Reply #24 on: May 20, 2008, 06:58:19 PM »

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"I don't know how many times I told those boys - never call chicks broads!"
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« Reply #25 on: May 21, 2008, 09:21:46 AM »

The Big Lebowski and The Holy Grail bring many a quote to my head.  What about Army of Darkness?  There's a plethora of quotes there.  You peeps know the movie though.  Ghostbusters has always been quotable for me:

"Listen!  Do you smell that?"

"You're right, Ray.  No human would stack books like this."
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« Reply #26 on: May 21, 2008, 10:32:23 AM »

"Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!"
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« Reply #27 on: May 21, 2008, 06:01:38 PM »

Hey Hammock Rider, what movie is that??  I MUST see it now!!! BounceGiggle
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« Reply #28 on: May 21, 2008, 06:38:59 PM »

Hey Hammock Rider, what movie is that??  I MUST see it now!!! BounceGiggle

That should be "The Vikings" from 1958.
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« Reply #29 on: May 21, 2008, 06:56:14 PM »

Almost forgot Yellowbeard.

"If you don't tell me where it is, I'll nail your t!ts to the table."

"I may be blind, but I 'ave acute 'earing."
"We're not interested in your jewellery, cloth eyes."

"What happened here?"
"Plague."
"Plague?"
"All sudden like. Lucky I was out."
"That man has a sword through him."
"He fell on it."

"I'll kill anyone that gets in the way of me killin' anyone!"

"Ah, been out rapin' lad? Nice work."

"Lamborne! Stop that man p**sing on the hedge! It's imported!"

"Killin' plants!"

"I'm gonna make you eat both your own buttocks!"

"Us Yellowbeards are never more dangerous than when we're dead."

"He's gone to heaven."
"Oh, that's nice. He sent most of his friends there."

"Come on lad! There's pirating to be done!"
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