Here's my contribution.And you didn't Sig that? What wrong wit you, baw?
A number of years ago, I was waiting for the local subway, which no longer exists, to downtown, and reading . . .
Smith and Rovich's
"Enterprise by the Board"
. . . and I came upon this WTF moment in the book.
"Shoot low, Sheriff." Mayweather said. "The Martians are riding ponies."
I don't know why this tickled my funny bone, but I started laughing so hard, I almost fell off of the subway platform onto the tracks below. Fortunately, I was the only one standing on the platform at that time.