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Sister Grace
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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I found my mind in a brown paper bag...

« on: May 18, 2008, 07:37:49 AM »

Due to a slump in sales and to keep up with the times, FisherPrice had to come up with a replacement for the once popular "My First Doctor Kit".

Society, exactly as it now exists is the ultimate expression of sadomasochism in action.<br />-boyd rice-<br />On the screen, there\\\'s a death and the rustle of cloth; and a sickly voice calling me handsome...<br />-Nick Cave-
Mr. DS
Master Of Cinematic Bowel Movements
B-Movie Kraken

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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2008, 07:52:18 AM »

From the makers of "Kiddie Coke Cutting Kit" and "The Amazing Grow Your Own Refer Set". 

DarkSider's Realm

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall
Bad Movie Lover

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MEATLOAF! (meet-low-ff)

« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2008, 08:34:30 PM »

Look Timmy! We can make our own sugar!

Dedicated Viewer

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Your Saturday Night Live Guru since 1996!

« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2008, 10:31:34 PM »

Who knew that taking medication could be so much FUN?!

It's like people only do things because they get paid.  And that's just really sad.
New Visitor

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Action Movie Fanatic

« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2008, 01:38:35 PM »

"First there was Grand Theft Auto, now this?!"- Jack Thompson.
Brother Buzzard
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« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2008, 07:54:21 PM »

The unemployment rate just dropped half a point.
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