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CheezeFlixz
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« on: May 27, 2008, 10:23:22 PM »

You just can't make these headlines up.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,358561,00.html
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« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2008, 07:52:16 AM »

That would kind of suck to be sleepwalking and wake up with shark jaws embedded in your face.  Bad enough just stubbing your toe on the door frame while walking to the bathroom.
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« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2008, 12:42:00 AM »

The headline lies! I was setting up for it to be an actual shark! That's still pretty sucky, though. He should make up a better story, like I did for the scar on my knee.
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« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2008, 03:46:37 PM »

I once cut myself on a Dorito, I wonder if I could have been in the news... Smile
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« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2008, 08:29:51 PM »

I once cut myself on a Dorito, I wonder if I could have been in the news... Smile

DATELINE DRESDEN ... women attacked by snack.

Sister Grace while innocently watching a movie was was viciously attacked by a rouge Dorito, when asked about the attack all the victim could do mumble "Cool Ranch". Frito Lay had not comment.
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« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2008, 09:07:12 PM »

I once cut myself on a Dorito, I wonder if I could have been in the news... Smile

DATELINE DRESDEN ... women attacked by snack.

Sister Grace while innocently watching a movie was was viciously attacked by a rouge Dorito, when asked about the attack all the victim could do mumble "Cool Ranch". Frito Lay had not comment.

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« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2008, 10:31:29 PM »

That happened to me once, only it wasn't a shark, I wasn't in my room, I wasn't asleep, it wasn't my face, and I provoked it.  Also no damage was done.


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« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2008, 10:51:48 PM »

I think if I was going to hang a shark on my wall, I'd make sure the sharp bits were high enough that people couldn't accidentally stumble into them.
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« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2008, 08:44:52 AM »

Maybe the shark was undead... Buggedout
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« Reply #9 on: May 31, 2008, 09:16:03 AM »

Maybe the shark was undead... Buggedout

It was a land shark.
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« Reply #10 on: June 16, 2008, 07:10:49 PM »

Not to make to much of it, but he's lucky it hit him above his groin.
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