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« Reply #15 on: June 13, 2008, 04:21:55 AM »

Sonny: "Kittens?"

Izzy: "Kittens."

S: "But... kittens?"

I: *shrugs* "Kittens."

S: "It's sick. They're... kittens."

I: "Yeah. Kittens."

S: *snorts one kitten* "You're right, cocaine."

I: "Told ya. Kittens."

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« Reply #16 on: November 02, 2009, 08:47:21 PM »

The cat prostitution ring in Miami was about to be thwarted.

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You said "Minkey"!

« Reply #17 on: November 03, 2009, 02:50:14 AM »

If I rub this on my head, does it produce static electricity?

Trust me dude.. it does.  I've tried it.

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« Reply #18 on: November 03, 2009, 07:22:07 AM »

"Queue p***y jokes"
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« Reply #19 on: November 03, 2009, 09:28:14 AM »

"So... which part is the labia?"


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« Reply #20 on: November 28, 2009, 04:59:02 AM »

"yeah, it burns when you snort them....but....oh man!"

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