Mr. DS
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« on: June 14, 2008, 08:56:22 PM » |
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 "All I wanted was a simple 'courtesy flush' Potter..." |
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akiratubo
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« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2008, 09:20:47 PM » |
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Look, I'm sorry I used all the paper but you should have checked before you sat down! |
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Kneel before Dr. Hell, the ruler of this world!
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AndyC
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« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2008, 10:57:06 PM » |
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A minor miscalculation of the "turdis animatus" spell shows how easily horseplay can get out of hand.
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Patient7
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Mwa Ha Ha Ha Ha
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« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2008, 11:33:41 PM » |
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Unholy sh!t!
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Barbeque sauce tastes good on EVERYTHING, even salad.
Yes, salad.
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sideorderofninjas
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« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2008, 11:37:21 PM » |
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Mongo give swirlee to freshman...
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SynapticBoomstick
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One monster with extra cheese, hold the plot.
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« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2008, 01:20:41 AM » |
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"Boy, are you lucky I was here! It's unwise to play with the Spider Climb spell without a full understanding of how long the duration is at your current level. That leads to accidents. I'd also avoid using Word of Chaos around school property. I'm going to have to report this misuse of daily spell points to the Directors; sorry, but I am a troll, after all." |
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Lo: "Look at you, pretending to be *brave*. What's your name"
Justin: "Justin."
Lo: "Ugh. That's a terrible name. Doesn't fit your future. Allow me to baptize you... [proud gasp] Dinner!"
Justin: "It's Justin."
Lo: "Dinner! You have to let go of the past."
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Inferno
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Resident Jenova's Witness
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« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2008, 03:24:37 PM » |
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Dude! That came out of YOU?! What did you EAT?!
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WingedSerpent
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I AM THE BAD PHOTOSHOP EFFECT!
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« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2008, 06:34:56 PM » |
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Years after the event, Potter's pet goldfish comes back for revenge. |
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At least, that's what Gary Busey told me...
In 1991, when The People's Court ratings started to slip, Judge Wapner reinstated the death penalty-Late Show Fun Fact
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Brother Buzzard
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« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2008, 10:06:50 AM » |
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Look, I'm sorry I used all the paper but you should have checked before you sat down! "That all right. Me found new wipe." |
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AndyC
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« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2008, 01:17:00 PM » |
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"Wow, King Kong Bundy can still kick ass!"
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Mr. DS
Master Of Cinematic Bowel Movements
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!
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« Reply #10 on: June 22, 2008, 07:42:05 PM » |
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Another reason to avoid foot tapping in men's public restrooms.
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jdlarch
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Reticence is death. Don't think too long on that.
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« Reply #11 on: June 23, 2008, 01:55:42 AM » |
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There, now you're in a better position to peep under the stall, you little perv! 'Course there's no stalls anymore...and you can probably see under my breechcloth... Ah, what the heck, I was going to eat you anyway!
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Ready your mind and steel your heart against failure; for it's the only thing from which you can truly grow.
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Terf
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I wish I could be as popular as you think you are.
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« Reply #12 on: June 24, 2008, 05:56:09 PM » |
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"I'm sorry! I got the idea from Sen. Larry Craig and Dumbledore!"  |
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Things could be worse; you could be twins.
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CheezeFlixz
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Pathetic Earthlings
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« Reply #13 on: June 24, 2008, 11:06:55 PM » |
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Harry soon discovered Hogwart's anti-masturbation spell was working perfectly. |
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sprite75
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I'm a Mac...
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« Reply #14 on: June 25, 2008, 02:06:55 AM » |
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Do I look like Larry Craig to you?! |
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God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
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