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« on: June 21, 2008, 02:44:50 AM »

In the southern Russian city of Zheleznovodsk a Monument to Enemas has been unveiled.  An 800 pound brass enema syringe was placed in front of the Mashuk Akva-Term spa.

I wonder...is it hollow.  And if not, does it shoot out water like a water cannon every so often?  Wink
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« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2008, 07:33:44 AM »

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"There is no kitsch or obscenity, it is a successful work of art," Alexander Kharchenko told The Associated Press. "An enema is almost a symbol of our region."

That kind of stuff always makes me feel sort of good, because although I may not be rich and successful, at least I'm not a complete idiot  TeddyR
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« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2008, 09:21:00 AM »

oh, those wacky Russians!!!   BounceGiggle
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« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2008, 01:28:22 PM »

Now our statues can have enemas too!  Michelangelo's David has been needing one for a while.
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« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2008, 02:45:03 PM »

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"There is no kitsch or obscenity, it is a successful work of art," Alexander Kharchenko told The Associated Press. "An enema is almost a symbol of our region."

That kind of stuff always makes me feel sort of good, because although I may not be rich and successful, at least I'm not a complete idiot  TeddyR

Zheleznovodsk, when they want to give Russia an enema, that's where they stick the tube  TeddyR

I must admit, the cherubim are a nice touch. Dr. Kellogg would be proud.
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« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2008, 01:20:52 PM »

Next up: The Golden Glove, a Monument to Prostate Exams.
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« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2008, 01:34:07 PM »

I'm waiting for the golden douche fountain.
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« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2008, 04:43:00 PM »

Is it sponsored by Fleet?
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