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« on: June 29, 2008, 06:25:28 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2008, 07:50:45 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2008, 07:37:53 PM »

Deniro was never a threat with guns, he could never aim.
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« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2008, 08:17:48 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2008, 08:30:23 PM »

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« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2008, 10:23:33 PM »

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« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2008, 06:23:48 PM »

"note to self : don't bring a gun to a tank fight."
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« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2008, 09:40:53 PM »

The director, in a fit of jealous anger after finding out that the cameraman had been doing his wife (you boffed my wife?!), decided to get even with him by loading real rounds in Deniro's guns for this closeup shot. Unfortunately, at the preeminent moment, an unexpected and painful fart causes Bobby's aim to veer and he shoots and kills the soundman (stage right) and cue card guy (stage left).

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