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The Cat Herder of Badmovies
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I'm a Mac...

« on: July 04, 2008, 07:39:11 PM »

Surprise, I'm hom...Dad!  Put that away!

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
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I have more DVDs than brain cells...

« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2008, 07:54:02 PM »

Hi!  I'm Charlize Theron's stand-in; is this where they're filming that new comedy Monster?

...uh, it's not?


TheGreatWhiteDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.
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« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2008, 10:39:56 PM »

whaddya' mean he's just a bag of laundry? no! this is my boyfriend, captain america!!! what medication?

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Pathetic Earthlings

« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2008, 08:24:09 PM »

"Hi Mom, I'm home ... I need to wash panties. There's enough DNA here to start a database."

Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2008, 07:19:31 PM »

Oh this, it used to be a Smurf village...thats all you need to know. 

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« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2008, 09:05:24 PM »

I didn't think I could fit all that stuff in my purse, but once I put my mind to it..."

"Join me in the abyss of savings."
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