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« on: August 02, 2008, 11:19:51 PM »

Personally, I don't really believe in reincarnation but it is kind of amusing to think that when you die, you'll be reincarnated as a different species or even another human. (of the opposite sex!  Buggedout)

I see some of these nasty living things such as those disgusting worms that live in an animal's intestine and think that in its previous life it was probably a man or woman who did some very bad things and now they're paying for it in the next life.

Or how about being reincarnated as the creature you feared the most?
I hate spiders.  It would be a huge stroke of irony to be reincarnated as one.  Bluesad

I think that if I were reincarnated I would want to be a predator of some kind.  Maybe a tiger or a lion.

If you were to be reincarnated as some species other than human, what animal would you choose and why?
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« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2008, 11:44:20 PM »

Personally, I would want to come back as a lesbian. I could still love women and enjoy myself. TeddyR

But I digress.


I'd choose a chimpanzee. They swing around in trees, laugh at anything, and f**k all day; what's not to love? Not to mention that you can still become a movie or TV star making lots of money and get all the bananas you want.
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« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2008, 02:41:54 AM »

Personally, I would want to come back as a lesbian. I could still love women and enjoy myself. TeddyR

But I digress.


I'd choose a chimpanzee. They swing around in trees, laugh at anything, and f**k all day; what's not to love? Not to mention that you can still become a movie or TV star making lots of money and get all the bananas you want.



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« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2008, 03:25:47 AM »

I wanna come back as a Japenese girls exercise machine!machine   http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,120419.0.htmle!

Seriously....hmmmm.....an astronaut. I wanna go into outerspace. Better yet,an ALIEN....so I could go all over in outer space....I could cruise EVERYWHERE!

An animal? I guess...some kinda bird. Not like a chicken or an ostrich....a flying bird. A seagull,maybe.
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« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2008, 10:34:13 AM »

I'd come back as a shark, or perhaps an angler fish.  Maybe an Eagle, or a giant squid.  If possible, a sasquatch, maybe a kraken.
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« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2008, 03:14:17 PM »

I don't believe in it, but I'd choose a tiger, then I'd rip kids' arms off at the zoo, then get shot by zoo-keepers, then come back as something else.....just to keep it interesting, you know?
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« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2008, 04:18:24 PM »

I kinda like these guys.

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« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2008, 08:22:03 PM »


Giraffes.  If I were reincarnated (I never really believed in it, but had a slight fascination with it), I'd want to be a giraffe.  Everyone seems to ignore them at the zoo.  Everyone's always like, "Look, elephants, look tigers."  Giraffes are awesome.
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