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Mr. DS
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« on: July 17, 2008, 08:21:59 PM »

From my review of The Astounding She Monster...

"Ok, now tell him you are wearing women's underware and that you're thinking of him in an erotic nature..."
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Hypnotic, ain't it?


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« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2008, 08:39:32 PM »

"Hi, QVC? I'd...uh...like to buy twenty copies of the highly collectable and attractive "Paul Blaisdell" commemorative plates..."
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« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2008, 08:47:40 PM »




Hello, do you have Prince Albert in a can?

...I know this isn't funny, but it wasn't my idea, believe me....
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« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2008, 09:13:16 PM »

"No Mom. Nothing much going on here. Give my regards to Sidney O'Seamus. That's right, S.O.S. Uh huh. And ask him how Guy Gunderson is doing. Guy...Gun...that's right."
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« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2008, 10:34:47 PM »

Guy with gun: You tell them double anchovies, hear me! I said anchovies ... double anchovies.
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« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2008, 07:58:21 AM »

Off-screen commentator: Here is an historical picture from when the Mob started price-line negotiators; now currently being ran by William Shatner.
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« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2008, 03:48:40 PM »

I've been trying, man, but they keep switching me to otherextensions and playing music. And if they go again with the elevator music, I'm taking the shot instead.
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« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2008, 11:13:44 PM »

Listen, lady, I don't care how little time this survey will take, I just don't have the time.

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Man with gun: It's another one of those Indian tech support centers isn't it? Let me deal with them!
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« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2008, 02:53:10 PM »


"Let me see, get shot or listen to the ex yelling about the alimony?" "Shoot me, please!"



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« Reply #9 on: July 23, 2008, 03:13:48 PM »

gun:okay! tell them the problem im having with this product
phone guy :im trying but all i got is music damnit!
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« Reply #10 on: July 23, 2008, 07:48:46 PM »

You call him, ask if Amanda Hugnkiss is there, and then give him your name and current location.
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« Reply #11 on: July 23, 2008, 10:30:52 PM »

"Hi honey. Uh..where do you keep the spare ribbon for the typewriter? Well, I kinda need it right now."
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« Reply #12 on: July 24, 2008, 12:51:25 PM »

everytime uncle bob is sleepwalking it's Steve's job to warn the neighborhood
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« Reply #13 on: October 18, 2009, 09:38:56 PM »

Guy Holding Gun:  "Find out where the 'can you hear me now' guy is right now or you'll be the one getting the bullet". 
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« Reply #14 on: October 18, 2009, 10:44:08 PM »

If you're inviting the Satellite Of Love to review this film, you're a dead man!
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