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« on: July 29, 2008, 11:55:22 AM »

i cant stand the abused animal comericals
and 5 hour energy
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« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2008, 12:03:39 PM »

The abused animal commercials are just heartbreaking to sit through. I can't adopt a dog because our building doesn't allow them, so all they serve to do is make me hate people more than I already do. They're also like 5 minutes long, so that just makes them worse.

Commercials I can't stand based on pure irritation factor though have become limited recently. The ones I refuse to sit through anymore would have to be the various ads by cable providers that are more like one big whorish music video. There's one for Optimum that has some d-bag whom I think goes by the name of Daddy Yankee as he and a trio of whiny-voiced skanks do their stupid little bit on a beach. Generic Latino hip-hop is like listening to Black Bolt singing Rico Suave. Hatred
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« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2008, 12:26:59 PM »

The abused animal commercials are just heartbreaking to sit through. I can't adopt a dog because our building doesn't allow them, so all they serve to do is make me hate people more than I already do. They're also like 5 minutes long, so that just makes them worse.

Commercials I can't stand based on pure irritation factor though have become limited recently. The ones I refuse to sit through anymore would have to be the various ads by cable providers that are more like one big whorish music video. There's one for Optimum that has some d-bag whom I think goes by the name of Daddy Yankee as he and a trio of whiny-voiced skanks do their stupid little bit on a beach. Generic Latino hip-hop is like listening to Black Bolt singing Rico Suave. Hatred
i also hate the McDonald's commercial with the guy sampling the other guys big mac
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« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2008, 01:08:54 PM »

England is currently being subjected to this....

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« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2008, 01:13:28 PM »

I agree with the animal abuse commercials.  I'm a huge animal lover, but I've already adopted my cat from the animal shelter.  I don't have a lot of money to contribute to causes, and if I did it would sure as hell go to the local animal shelter, not to pay for 5 minute commercials on national TV.  So the end result is that those commercials are just extremely depressing and nothing else.

I also hate any of those "the truth" anti-tobacco company commercials.  If you want to discourage people from smoking, putting a bunch of offensively self-righteous f***tards on TV is about the most idiotic way imaginable to try and do it.

I also hate any ambulance chaser commercials.  I must have heard the word "mesothelioma" about 10,000 times now.  Or a lot of those medicine commercials where they get some nearly dead person to talk about how they couldn't play with their grandchildren anymore, and their stool was too hard and they had erections lasting more than 4 hours...GAH!!!

Or have some sexy babe jogging in some skin-tight shorts and then start telling us about her itching and odor problems, or how she contracted her venereal disease even though her partner wasn't showing any symptoms. 
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« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2008, 02:51:44 PM »

Animal abuse: Just plain depressing

Male enhancement: I don't care if you can't get a stiffy, quit bugging me about it!

Feminine products:  These used to be subtle so I didn't know what they were talking about now I know too much.

Problems in Darfur:  I'm only 16 what do you want me to do about it, also very depressing.

Finally, those new Mike's Hard Lemonade commercials with the retarded sounding guy, they're just retarded.
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« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2008, 03:19:19 PM »

England is currently being subjected to this....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLpfW6qJS2E

thats a joke right?
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« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2008, 03:20:31 PM »

Animal abuse: Just plain depressing

Male enhancement: I don't care if you can't get a stiffy, quit bugging me about it!

Feminine products:  These used to be subtle so I didn't know what they were talking about now I know too much.

Problems in Darfur:  I'm only 16 what do you want me to do about it, also very depressing.

Finally, those new Mike's Hard Lemonade commercials with the retarded sounding guy, they're just retarded.
i agree with you for once
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« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2008, 03:24:47 PM »

WORST COMMERCIAL EVER!!!!!!

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Whenever an Enzyte ad appears on TV, I immediately change the channel.
That whistling is mind numbing.  If one were so inclined, you could lock someone in a room, loop that ad and torture them for days.   Buggedout
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« Reply #9 on: July 29, 2008, 05:36:48 PM »

Any commercial for Olive Garden immediately makes me change the channel (though I watch very little actual TV anyway.   TongueOut  )

Here's a great MadTV parody of them I found.

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« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2008, 06:02:38 PM »

Anything with Bill Mays or any drug commercials.
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« Reply #11 on: July 29, 2008, 06:17:32 PM »

Had to put up with this ad for nearly 3 years...

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« Reply #12 on: July 29, 2008, 06:48:11 PM »

Had to put up with this ad for nearly 3 years...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrKaQRIXPNw

both of the ones you posted made me die inside
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« Reply #13 on: July 29, 2008, 07:28:22 PM »

1.) Male Enhancment-older dudes and their boners are something I'd rather not hear about
2.) Olive Garden - great parody Torgo by the way
3.) Dunkin' Donuts -  especially the ones where the people are singing
4.) Billy The Antichrist Mayes
5.) TRUTH anti smoking commercials...they are not witty, they are not funny, they aren't moving and they seem thrown together by those repulsive kids in college looking for something...anything...to complain about.
England is currently being subjected to this....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLpfW6qJS2E

I absolutely hate that song...the commercial made me hate it more. 
Theres more which I'm sure I'll list later. 
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« Reply #14 on: July 29, 2008, 08:03:57 PM »

1.) Male Enhancment-older dudes and their boners are something I'd rather not hear about
2.) Olive Garden - great parody Torgo by the way
3.) Dunkin' Donuts -  especially the ones where the people are singing
4.) Billy The Antichrist Mayes
5.) TRUTH anti smoking commercials...they are not witty, they are not funny, they aren't moving and they seem thrown together by those repulsive kids in college looking for something...anything...to complain about.
England is currently being subjected to this....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLpfW6qJS2E

I absolutely hate that song...the commercial made me hate it more. 
Theres more which I'm sure I'll list later. 

lol at billy anti christ mays
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