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Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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« on: August 20, 2008, 11:49:48 PM »

Hey, guys, M. Night Shyamalan is directing your movie!

Kneel before Dr. Hell, the ruler of this world!
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2008, 06:05:30 AM »

No! Don't put that stripper inside the PokeBall! It's a federeal offense!

Due to the horrifying nature of this film, no one will be admitted to the theatre.
Bad Movie Lover

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Maybe we're at war with Norway?

« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2008, 06:55:55 AM »

In this episode: Mr. Ed is going to show us how to make glue.

I was wonderin' when El Capitan was gonna get a chance to use his popgun.
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B-Movie Kraken

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« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2008, 09:48:18 AM »

"OK, last chance. All together now. Belch!"

"Join me in the abyss of savings."
Psycho Circus
B-Movie Kraken

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Shake The Faith

« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2008, 09:51:12 AM »

"Hey, wanna see my Dragonballs?"  TongueOut

Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2008, 11:04:54 AM »

Sextett : The Anime.

"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"
Archeologist, Theologian, Elder Scrolls Addict, and a
B-Movie Kraken

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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!

« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2008, 06:48:48 PM »

The judges instantly regretted letting Rosie O'Donnell enter the swimsuit competition.

"I'm always up for a little anarchy, as long as it's well-planned and carefully organized!"
The Cat Herder of Badmovies
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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I'm a Mac...

« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2008, 10:47:08 PM »

To their horror, they saw William Shatner strutting down the beach wearing nothing but a smile.

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
Yaddo 42
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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Where's that brick.......

« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2008, 11:25:44 AM »

Our young heroes got an education they never expected when instead of arriving in the Fire Nation, they realized they were on Fire Island!

blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....
Mr. DS
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B-Movie Kraken

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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2008, 01:53:48 PM »

The gang happened upon Ash inserting Pikachu into the "out hole". 

DarkSider's Realm

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall
In the town of Valentine Bluffs, there are many ways to die. Take your pick.
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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Hanniger! I'll be waiting in HELL for you!

« Reply #10 on: November 15, 2009, 06:28:11 AM »

The natives hear Michael Bolton's music for the first time.

"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."
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