BOOM!! 500

[Psycho Circus]

My 500th post.

Reminded me of phrase that an old high school teacher used to use. He'd come up behind your chair, punch you in the back and shout "Boom, 500!" Nobody knew what the hell he was talking about and we all used to imitate him doing it. Problem with this guy was, that he was threatening and violent with the kids in my math class for no reason at all. We all complained in the end and he got fired. Just before he left though, he dragged a friend of mine onto the football pitch and beat the hell out of him. Oh yeah and he was a dead-ringer for Stacey Keach;



Anyone else had to deal with any freaky teachers or tutors, or any violent dudes?

[Mr. DS]

First off congrats on 500. 

Secondly, yes on the freaky teacher thing except it was a janitor.  He was one of those guys all the kids swore he was watching.  He'd hang out next to the cafeteria door and stare, waiting for one of us to drop our tray.  If one of us did he'd scream wildly. 

Thirdly, a middle school gym teacher comes to mind.  He insisted on every boy taking a shower and he'd stare as well.  F*cked up sh*t man.  He kind of looked like Andy Griffith. 

[Patient7]

Congrats on 500

My health teacher last year was pretty odd.  She claimed to be divorced and have kids but I don't see how anyone would marry or have sex with that ugly old b!tch.  She was also overly graphic on anything that kids don't want to hear about.  She also wouldn't shut up about beiong a burn victim.  Old A$$ B!tch.  Yeas, she was an OAB.

[ghouck]

I had a science teacher (Male) in the 7th grade that, when introducing himself on the first day, he started talking about his children and started crying. He also told us that computers will NEVER need more than 64k of ram, , he was a weird one indeed. He had us dissect clams as a project, , STEAMED clams. A friend and I ate them all by the end of the class, and he called my parents and told them they had to pay for them. He got them for 25 cents apiece, so the damage was like $2.25 for my half.

We had a lesbian gym teacher that was pretty weird also, supposedly made the girls shower and watched. She got fired for talking openly about masturbation in health class, not just recognizing it, but telling the class that she does it all the time and other weird stuff. This was an 8th grade teacher.

[Mr. DS]

There was this one science teacher in middle school who demonstrated how you can burn alcohol...on a studen'ts hand.  Things went awry and the kid got burnt.  I think his parents owned the school system after that. 

[Allhallowsday]

Congrats on 500

My health teacher last year was pretty odd.  She claimed to be divorced and have kids but I don't see how anyone would marry or have sex with that ugly old b!tch.  She was also overly graphic on anything that kids don't want to hear about.  She also wouldn't shut up about beiong a burn victim.  Old A$$ B!tch.  Yeas, she was an OAB.

Your hostility is distracting.  Mean spirited tirades get tired.  You need to think about what you're writing there.  She was a "burn victim?"  I had a teacher once who was in a wheelchair.  She'd been knocked off the road while jogging by a driver in a car that she never saw... our first assignment was to write a feature article about her...    She was angry, ironically fortunate, woke up in a ditch unable to walk, and went on to teach college Journalism courses, be divorced by her husband who hated his "crippled" wife and found the love of her life and remarried... (yeh, she liked my article best)... She had talked about her dreams and alluded she was yet able to appreciate her lover.    

[Psycho Circus]

We had a lesbian gym teacher that was pretty weird also, supposedly made the girls shower and watched. She got fired for talking openly about masturbation in health class, not just recognizing it, but telling the class that she does it all the time and other weird stuff. This was an 8th grade teacher.

I had a female science teacher who taught us sex-Ed, by telling the class in graphic detail about her sex life. This led to lots of questions being asked that normally, no one would dare ask. One guy asked her if she "swallowed" and she just came right out and said "yeah". It was insane! 

[the master]

We had a lesbian gym teacher that was pretty weird also, supposedly made the girls shower and watched. She got fired for talking openly about masturbation in health class, not just recognizing it, but telling the class that she does it all the time and other weird stuff. This was an 8th grade teacher.

I had a female science teacher who taught us sex-Ed, by telling the class in graphic detail about her sex life. This led to lots of questions being asked that normally, no one would dare ask. One guy asked her if she "swallowed" and she just came right out and said "yeah". It was insane! 

the health/sex ed at my school was an older man there were unplesant rumors about him

[Patient7]

Congrats on 500

My health teacher last year was pretty odd.  She claimed to be divorced and have kids but I don't see how anyone would marry or have sex with that ugly old b!tch.  She was also overly graphic on anything that kids don't want to hear about.  She also wouldn't shut up about beiong a burn victim.  Old A$$ B!tch.  Yeas, she was an OAB.

Your hostility is distracting.  Mean spirited tirades get tired.  You need to think about what you're writing there.  She was a "burn victim?"  I had a teacher once who was in a wheelchair.  She'd been knocked off the road while jogging by a driver in a car that she never saw... our first assignment was to write a feature article about her...    She was angry, ironically fortunate, woke up in a ditch unable to walk, and went on to teach college Journalism courses, be divorced by her husband who hated his "crippled" wife and found the love of her life and remarried... (yeh, she liked my article best)... She had talked about her dreams and alluded she was yet able to appreciate her lover.    

I do suppose that part was a bit mean spirited, but she really did not go a week without mentioning it years after when it did absolutley no damage to her personal life.

[trekgeezer]

In the 7th grade I had a history teacher who looked amazingly like Tim Conway. At the time Conway was playing in a TV program about a bumbling Texas Ranger named Rango.  So guess what nickname the teacher picked up?

When I got older I really felt sorry for the way we treated the guy. He was one those people who had absolutely no rapport with kids and we just about drove the poor guy nuts.  Kid have a 6th sense about this stuff, they can smell the fear.

The funniest thing that ever happened in class was when a kid name Steve was playing with himself in the back of the class and got a certain part of his anatomy caught in the zipper of his pants.  It was quite entertaining watching him explain to Rango how a bee stung him there.

http://www.youtube.com/v/Qi4S74U0dwI&hl=en&fs=1

[Ash]

Congratulations!  Now on to 1000 posts.