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Rev. Powell
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Click on that globe for 366 Weird Movies

« on: August 28, 2008, 01:32:32 PM »

Keep your hands off Venus de Milo, you hear?  She's MINE!

"The basic plot is that Donna Speir and Hope Marie Carlton, the two undercover DEA agent Playboy Playmates from the last movie, are still running around in jungle shorts, cowboy boots and spaghetti strap T-shirts, firing their machine guns at drug smugglers, Filipino communist guerrillas, and corrupt federal agents while their two friends, Lisa London and Miss May 1984 Patty Duffek, lounge around the pool a lot and talk on speaker phones that look like fax machines."-Joe Bob on SAVAGE BEACH
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« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2008, 09:15:52 PM »

It took frank 3 hours to realize he was making out with a statue since his contacts fell out.
After he realized this, he still didn't care.
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Maybe we're at war with Norway?

« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2008, 03:18:32 PM »

"You have the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen, but you GOT to do something about that cracked skin. Ever tried Aloe Vera?"

I was wonderin' when El Capitan was gonna get a chance to use his popgun.
Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2008, 07:39:40 PM »

This proves it, I'm uglier than Medussa. 

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Where's that brick.......

« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2008, 05:58:11 PM »

Poor Donald took "statutory rape" a little TOO literally.

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