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« on: September 06, 2008, 11:35:56 AM »
i found it funny
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« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2008, 12:08:12 PM »
You should have
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« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2008, 12:31:53 PM »
Did you reply with "The Shocker" or something of the sort? Do you think maybe it was a proposition for sex on her part? You could have gotten a little GMILF action you know.. .
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« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2008, 12:40:41 PM »
You should have snapped that finger off and stamped it to dust!  TeddyR
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« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2008, 04:47:10 PM »
Quote from: ghouck on September 06, 2008, 12:31:53 PM
Did you reply with "The Shocker" or something of the sort? Do you think maybe it was a proposition for sex on her part? You could have gotten a little GMILF action you know.. .
WTF!
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« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2008, 05:04:45 PM »
sounds like there's more to the story
do tell


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« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2008, 05:49:25 PM »
Quote from: criswell on September 06, 2008, 04:47:10 PM
Quote from: ghouck on September 06, 2008, 12:31:53 PM
Did you reply with "The Shocker" or something of the sort? Do you think maybe it was a proposition for sex on her part? You could have gotten a little GMILF action you know.. .
WTF!

What? I'm serious. .
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« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2008, 05:52:20 PM »
Quote from: ghouck on September 06, 2008, 05:49:25 PM
Quote from: criswell on September 06, 2008, 04:47:10 PM
Quote from: ghouck on September 06, 2008, 12:31:53 PM
Did you reply with "The Shocker" or something of the sort? Do you think maybe it was a proposition for sex on her part? You could have gotten a little GMILF action you know.. .
WTF!

What? I'm serious. .
I can vouch for Ghouck...he is serious. 
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« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2008, 06:16:16 PM »
it was for no reason i was just sitting in my moms car waiting for her to get done shoping then an old lady on crutches comes out and just stands there i look over to see if my moms coming out and she just flips me off !
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« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2008, 06:22:17 PM »
Yep, , it was a proposition. She didn't know what flipping someone off meant, ,asked someone, they said "It means F-You". Think about her flipping you off, , but her "F-you" had a QUESTION MARK at the end. Was she eying you provocatively while doing so? It's hard to tell when elderly women have "F-Me Eyes", , the wrinkles often kill the look, but, , you were definitely lined up for some GMILF tail and missed the boat. Bummer.
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« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2008, 07:06:20 PM »
okay then do you think i want that kinda stuff
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« Reply #11 on: September 06, 2008, 07:19:21 PM »
Oh c'mon, , woulda made her day I bet. You need to stop being so selfish, , take one for the team, once in a while, eh.
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« Reply #12 on: September 06, 2008, 07:27:06 PM »
Quote from: criswell on September 06, 2008, 07:06:20 PM
okay then do you think i want that kinda stuff

Quote from: ghouck on September 06, 2008, 07:19:21 PM
Oh c'mon, , woulda made her day I bet. You need to stop being so selfish, , take one for the team, once in a while, eh.

That's one dusty trail he didn't want to go down  TeddyR
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« Reply #13 on: September 06, 2008, 07:41:05 PM »
Quote from: Circus_Circus on September 06, 2008, 07:27:06 PM
That's one dusty trail he didn't want to go down  TeddyR

Great, , now one of us is going to have to. I nominate YOU. .
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« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2008, 06:38:41 AM »
Quote from: ghouck on September 06, 2008, 07:41:05 PM
Quote from: Circus_Circus on September 06, 2008, 07:27:06 PM
That's one dusty trail he didn't want to go down  TeddyR

Great, , now one of us is going to have to. I nominate YOU. .

No way dude, I draw the line at around 50....unless we're talking the likes of Joan Collins or Dolly Parton.

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