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Mr. DS
Master Of Cinematic Bowel Movements
B-Movie Kraken

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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« on: September 06, 2008, 07:00:38 PM »

From a review I'm working on For Night Fright

"Cool dadio...hey I have to split before The Fonz gets here and kicks  the ever living sh*t out of me....

DarkSider's Realm

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall
Psycho Circus
B-Movie Kraken

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Shake The Faith

« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2008, 07:02:43 PM »

"C'mon, hurry up and drink your blood..."

Bad Movie Lover

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Maybe we're at war with Norway?

« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2008, 07:15:33 PM »

Jack was a real sinner. He always jumped the gun under the grace.

I was wonderin' when El Capitan was gonna get a chance to use his popgun.
The Cat Herder of Badmovies
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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I'm a Mac...

« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2008, 08:03:47 PM »

Money - check.
Girlfriend - check.
Her parents out of town for the rest of this week - check.
Rubber - check.
Petmo Bismol for after eating Chuck's famous burger and chili fries - check.

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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Mwa Ha Ha Ha Ha

« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2008, 09:20:07 PM »

Y'know, Fonzie's cool and everything, but I don't know, he just seems kind of stupid now that he jumped a shark on water skis.

Barbeque sauce tastes good on EVERYTHING, even salad.

Yes, salad.
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2008, 11:14:21 AM »

From a review I'm working on For Night Fright

Elderly collage students always dine under the secret symbole of 'The eternal Freshman.'

"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"
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« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2008, 05:38:22 PM »

Frank casually raised one cheek, while Murray just bore down and let 'er rip, but the girls simply weren't impressed by their display of flatulent prowess.

"Join me in the abyss of savings."
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