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« on: September 21, 2008, 02:43:24 PM »



Piett: I have news, Lord Vader.
Vader: Now listen, Admiral.  I had a good night's sleep, a good number 2, and breakfast was great this morning.  Now I do not want to hear any bad news.  So what sort of news is it?
Piett: To be perfectly frank, Lord Vader, it's bad news.
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« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2008, 02:50:05 PM »

"Your dinner's ready"
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« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2008, 03:38:25 PM »

Please Lord Vader, shut the bathroom ceiling pod thingy while you're in here.
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« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2008, 05:04:46 PM »

Oh, dude, that reminds of me, you've GOT to see this video, it uses that scene where you took the picture from...  it's HILARIOUS!

Small | Large
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« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2008, 09:28:00 PM »


Admiral Piett, I am most displeased with my surround sound system.
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« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2008, 11:02:46 PM »

"Yes, Lord Vader. Your new La-Z-Boy is wicked awesome."
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« Reply #6 on: October 05, 2008, 11:59:19 PM »

And Lord Vader, please feel free to call me personally if you have any more problems with that flat screen TV we just installed in here.
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« Reply #7 on: October 06, 2008, 10:48:03 AM »

Lord Vader, we installed this personal Gravitron just for you-- they wanted to keep it secret until your birthday, but I just couldn't wait!
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« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2008, 09:16:33 PM »

I'm sorry my lord, the vibrating chair massager was on back order. 
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« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2008, 04:42:54 PM »

Oh, dude, that reminds of me, you've GOT to see this video, it uses that scene where you took the picture from...  it's HILARIOUS!



I'm sort of replying to the video instead of the pic

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« Reply #10 on: October 07, 2008, 06:02:02 PM »

"All right, Lord Vader. From now on, you will be known as ...ugh... The Black Pearl."
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« Reply #11 on: October 08, 2008, 08:57:26 AM »

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« Reply #12 on: October 14, 2008, 04:48:07 AM »


Vader: Yeah, ain't it cool?!  They're like giant TEETH mashing down on each other!  I like to look out and pretend I'm a giant swallowing up a chunk of the world every time it closes!  Hehehe!

Admiral: Er... yes, Lord Vader, that is, um, "Cool" as you say.
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« Reply #13 on: October 14, 2008, 04:28:17 PM »

Oh, you're watching the last Lakers game, my lord? It's a great one. A pity they lost.

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« Reply #14 on: October 14, 2008, 10:51:52 PM »

"Richard Kiel asks that you kindly get out of his mouth."
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