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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« on: September 22, 2008, 03:09:26 PM »

From my review of Caligula

"Oh sh*t...I think the lambskin broke..."

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« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2008, 01:37:11 AM »

No, I can't be bothered with running the Empire right now!  I'm busy!

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« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2008, 07:51:46 AM »

"Not tonight honey. I've got a pain in me gulliver."

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« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2008, 12:04:21 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2008, 02:52:34 PM »

Inform Flavius never to wash my best white imperial robes in the same load with the bloodstained tunics of those who oppose me again, or I will have him gutted!   

"...this time Toxie and his blind platinum-blonde girlfriend with enormous garbonzas have to fight a bunch of terrorists called the Warner Brothers who machine-gun video stores who refuse to accept the new 'top 20 titles only' policy of the evil Apocalypse Inc. 'But we want VARIETY,' the residents of Tromaville, New Jersey, whine. And then the Warner Brothers blow their heads off."-Joe Bob on THE TOXIC AVENGER III: THE LAST TEMPTATION OF TOXIE
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« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2008, 04:49:03 PM »

"Not tonight honey. I've got a pain in me gulliver."

Lol, Classic. . .

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« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2008, 09:46:24 PM »

"Wait...what the hell am I doing here?  I worked with Stanley Kubrick, for god's sake!"
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« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2008, 06:21:02 AM »

The Partians do what with their camels?

Due to the horrifying nature of this film, no one will be admitted to the theatre.
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« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2008, 09:11:52 PM » mean Kubrick isn't directing this?  I KNEW IT!!!

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