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« on: October 03, 2008, 07:23:36 PM »

Because this movie is so awesome, I've composed some Haikus to relate this awesomeness to you.

Mighty Bolo Yeung
You Really Flipped That Woman
On The Piano

So Many Actors
Appearing In This Movie
Their Only Movie

Hey Small Asian Kid
Who Said Doctor Jones A Lot
Bad Career Move Man

The Essence of The
Eightees, Forever Trapped
Within This Movie
Rev. Powell
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« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2008, 07:42:43 PM »

This sounds intriguing.
I love chopsocky.  Hope to
See it someday soon.

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