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Dr. Whom
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Cthulhu for president! Why choose the lesser evil?

« Reply #15 on: July 16, 2007, 06:06:19 AM »

The MI5 swimsuit special calendar of 1973 was surprisingly popular

"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.
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« Reply #16 on: July 16, 2007, 06:21:43 AM »

"I don't care how impressive it is, I'll mind you not to stare!

Kneel before Dr. Hell, the ruler of this world!
B-Movie Site Webmaster
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Thunderball Fists?! I can have such a thing?!

« Reply #17 on: July 16, 2007, 09:43:59 AM »

Here's two that I came up with on the fly:

"He's got Legs! He knows how to use them!"

"The gun is good..... Sean Connery's penis is evil."

The Vault Master
Caretaker of The B-Movie Film Vault
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« Reply #18 on: August 10, 2007, 06:22:29 PM »

My name is Borat, and this is Kazakhstan's Commando uniform.

Due to the horrifying nature of this film, no one will be admitted to the theatre.
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Oh the humanity!

« Reply #19 on: December 08, 2007, 03:25:21 PM »

OK Connor McCleod you have 10 seconds to get this gun out my hand
or your immortal life will have some very unpleasant memories.

"Hey that's great, but who're the Chefs?"
B-Movie Site Webmaster
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« Reply #20 on: December 08, 2007, 11:22:30 PM »

If Capone comes at you with a knife, you come at him wearings a bandoliered diaper...That's the San Fransisco way


"Wielding useless trivia like a katana."
Cinematic Monster Fanatic from Weird New Jersey
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One monster with extra cheese, hold the plot.

« Reply #21 on: December 20, 2007, 11:40:22 PM »

The opposite of Priapism

Kleel's rule is harsh :-B
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« Reply #22 on: December 24, 2007, 03:32:52 PM »

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the 1970s.

"Join me in the abyss of savings."
Archeologist, Theologian, Elder Scrolls Addict, and a
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!

« Reply #23 on: December 24, 2007, 06:10:18 PM »

Andy, that was great!  Karma!!

"Carpe diem!" - Seize the day!  "Carpe per diem!" - Seize the daily living allowance! "Carpe carp!" - Seize the fish!
"Carpe Ngo Diem!" - Seize the South Vietnamese Dictator!
Yes, it's true, absolutely true. I am a
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I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?

« Reply #24 on: December 29, 2007, 11:02:50 AM »


Professor Dent, this is a Webley Mk. IX survival suit, modified for desert use, it will give you a really bad case of jock rash, so you gotta ask yourself, "Do I feel lucky?"

Science claims that hydrogen, because there is so much of it, is the building block of the universe, I dispute this, there is plenty more stupidity, and that is the building block of the universe.  Frank Zappa
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Just give me hairspray and I can rule the world!

« Reply #25 on: September 30, 2009, 03:19:28 AM »

Sean's first take on "Outland" before reading the script....

"What about the American Dream?"
"It came true!  You're looking at it!"
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« Reply #26 on: September 30, 2009, 10:28:55 AM »

"Alright, dammit! THIS is what a Scotsman wears under his kilt! Now can we stop asking that stupid question?"
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« Reply #27 on: October 21, 2009, 06:01:01 PM »

This is the last time I fall asleep drunk around Johnny Depp!!!

Where's Glen(Amazing Collosal Man, MST3K version)
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