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« on: October 17, 2008, 07:47:47 PM »
All the muscle heads and tough guys have decided that this planets not big enough for more than ONE badass! Whos gonna join the fight, and WHOS GONNA WIN?!?!


ASH?!

DUKE NUKEM'?!

DOLEMITE?!

MR. T?!

BOON?!?! (from Nightbreed)

WHO WILL SURVIVE?!?!


and who else should fight?
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« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2008, 08:02:15 PM »
Red (Hellboy)

Gordon Freeman

Cpt. Willard

And the guy who just might win it all: Mickey Knox
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« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2008, 08:04:46 PM »
What the hell is wrong with you people!?!?!?

I don't see Torgo on either of your lists!

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« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2008, 08:08:01 PM »
Nada (They Live)
John Matrix (Commando)

Speaking of which, could you nominate Ah-nold in several of his roles.  For example, could Conan kick The Terminator's arse?
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« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2008, 08:10:35 PM »
Snake Plissken!

Sam Hell (Roddy Piper version)!

Seth Gecko!

El Wray!

This SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY! Buggedout
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« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2008, 08:28:01 PM »
"Reggie" - Phantasm
Navajas - Desperado
Steven Seagal
Bruce Lee
Kiefer Sutherland (Just about any character)
Dosu Kinuta
Scorpion (Mortal Kombat)
Scorpion (Dawn of the Dinosaur)
The Stingray (Undefeatable)
The Man with No Name
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« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2008, 08:46:16 PM »
Quote from: The DarkSider on October 17, 2008, 08:08:01 PM
Nada (They Live)
John Matrix (Commando)

Speaking of which, could you nominate Ah-nold in several of his roles.  For example, could Conan kick The Terminator's arse?

Sure! We're going by charecters. not actors.
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« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2008, 08:54:16 PM »
Some names that youve mentioned that I think should join the brawl.

Snake Pliskin (How did I miss THAT guy?!)

El Wray (That boys' got the devil in im'!!)

Hellboy (Not really b-movie material, but hey, whos gonna argue with a demon?!)

The Man with No Name (Classic!)

That reminds me, im gonna go ahead and add DIRTY HARRY.

I can see how Stingray could be considered, but he pretty much go his ass handed to him in Undefeatable.

EYE gotta hand it to him, I think he got the POINT.
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« Reply #8 on: October 18, 2008, 08:08:31 AM »
Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod!!
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« Reply #9 on: October 18, 2008, 01:29:08 PM »
* Odd Job from GOLDFINGER

* The Hanson Brothers from SLAPSHOT

* Rooster Cogburn

* Derek Flint

* John Shaft

* Rocky Balboa

* John Rambo

* Terry Tsurugi from THE STREET FIGHTER

* Jaws from THE SPY WHO LOVED ME and MOONRAKER

* Rosa Klebb from FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE
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« Reply #10 on: October 18, 2008, 02:15:41 PM »
* BATMAN

*THE PUNISHER

* HENREY ROLLINS

* the guy that Sam Jackson played in SNakes on a Plane

* BOSS N!GG#R (from Boss N!gg#r)

* That guy who came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. I forget his name.
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« Reply #11 on: October 18, 2008, 02:22:12 PM »
I'll throw in a couple of Mortal Kombat entries
Jax
Nightwolf
Liu Kang
Sub Zero
Tsang Tsung
Sonya
Raiden
Shao Khan
Jhonny Cage
(I see Scorpion's been mentioned)
Mileena
Kano
Goro
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« Reply #12 on: October 18, 2008, 02:38:47 PM »
Quote from: KYGOTC on October 18, 2008, 02:15:41 PM
* That guy who came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. I forget his name.

That would be Nada KY, as mentioned earlier by DS.
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« Reply #13 on: October 18, 2008, 06:03:10 PM »
Quote from: The Burgomaster on October 18, 2008, 01:29:08 PM
* Odd Job from GOLDFINGER

* Jaws from THE SPY WHO LOVED ME and MOONRAKER

* Rosa Klebb from FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE

I thought of Bond villains too, but figured the fact they were grunts for the main (Usually old, disabled) guy would cancel their badassness :P . I myself would nominate Necros from The Living Daylights, or Grant from From Russia with Love
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« Reply #14 on: October 18, 2008, 11:22:52 PM »
Come on, everyone knows no one beats GODZILLA.  TeddyR
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