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« Reply #30 on: October 21, 2008, 10:00:04 PM »

That joke of ghouck's does not disappoint.
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« Reply #31 on: October 22, 2008, 12:58:03 AM »

WARNING GROSS RUDE JOKE! EXPLETIVES ALTERED.


Q: How do you make a woman scream twice?


A: F*** her up the a** and wipe your d*** in the curtains.


You were warned.
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« Reply #32 on: October 22, 2008, 08:02:23 PM »

What do you do when an elephant comes in your window?




 Lookingup




(This one only really works if the person you're telling it to dosen't know ahead of time that it's gross. They should be under the impression that it's a regular elephant joke)




 Lookingup





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« Reply #33 on: October 22, 2008, 08:23:08 PM »

What has four wheels and flies?

A dead old lady in a wheelchair
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« Reply #34 on: October 23, 2008, 11:55:12 PM »

Q. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying in front of your door?

A. Matt

Q. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?

A. Art

Q. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

A. Bob

Q. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pot of boiling water?

A. Stu

Q. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying in a compost pile?

A. Pete

Q. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs stuffed in your mailbox?

A. Bill

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Mwa Ha Ha Ha Ha


« Reply #35 on: October 24, 2008, 04:02:45 PM »

What do you do when an elephant comes in your window?




 Lookingup




(This one only really works if the person you're telling it to dosen't know ahead of time that it's gross. They should be under the impression that it's a regular elephant joke)




 Lookingup





Swim for your life!

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« Reply #36 on: October 25, 2008, 07:41:26 AM »

How do you find a rat hole?

Lift it's tail.
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« Reply #37 on: October 25, 2008, 10:30:18 AM »

What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs hanging on a fence?

Barb.

What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs once a month?

Flo.
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« Reply #38 on: October 25, 2008, 11:41:58 AM »

What do you call a Mexican girl with no legs.

Consuelo (PM me if you don't get it and don't mind dirty words referring to female genitalia)
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« Reply #39 on: October 25, 2008, 02:29:17 PM »

What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs hanging on a fence?

Barb.

What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs once a month?

Flo.

Q. What do you call a woman with one leg  shorter than the other?

A. Eilene.

Q. What do you call a Japanese woman with one leg shorter than the other?

A. Irene.
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Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution
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« Reply #40 on: October 25, 2008, 02:49:30 PM »

Why do women have legs?

So they don't leave a trail like a slug.
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« Reply #41 on: October 25, 2008, 02:55:24 PM »

A little boy is crying out in Wal-Mart.

A security guard comes over and says "Are you lost, shall we find your mommy?"

"Yes" The little sobbing boy replies. 

"Ok, what's your mommy like?"

The little boy looks up and says "Big cocks and Bacardi Breezers"
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« Reply #42 on: October 26, 2008, 10:35:09 PM »

Q. Why did cavemen drag theirwomen by thehair?

A. Because if they dragged them by their ankles, their beaver collected gravel.
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Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution
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« Reply #43 on: October 27, 2008, 10:38:53 AM »

Did you hear about the old man who streaked through a flower show?

He won first prize for his dried arrangement.
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« Reply #44 on: October 27, 2008, 08:06:38 PM »

Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his work.
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