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Kooshmeister
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Must have caffeine...


« on: October 30, 2008, 05:35:11 PM »


Pizza the Hutt, the early years.
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I have more DVDs than brain cells...


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« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2008, 10:04:31 PM »

How every teenager sees themself.
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« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2008, 10:10:42 PM »

A little plastic surgery and I'll be the ominously creepy guy on the X-files.  Where do I sign up?
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SideOrderOfNinjas
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I did it all for the...


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« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2008, 08:56:26 AM »

Needless to say, Pimple Pearlman didn't get a call back for his GWAR audition.
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One monster with extra cheese, hold the plot.


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« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2008, 05:23:42 PM »

Junko senior wasn't much of a ladies man either.
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« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2008, 08:00:52 PM »

So you think it't time to ditch the sunbed then mate?
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There are few things more beautiful than a sporting montage with a soft-rock soundtrack
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« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2008, 11:52:16 PM »

"I'm melting! MELTING! Oh what a world!"
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I'm a Mac...


« Reply #7 on: November 01, 2008, 10:38:37 PM »

Why did I agree to this?  Why couldn't the producers do what they do 99.9997 percent of the time when dealing with aliens on Star Trek?  That being painting a couple small streaks on the sides of my head and giving me a weird hairstyle.
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The fate of the last door to door salesmen


« Reply #8 on: November 03, 2008, 06:29:00 AM »

Kieth Richards aged 160. And yes folks he'll live that long!
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Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #9 on: November 03, 2008, 09:55:44 PM »

"What...as if you haven't ever washed your face in napalm..."
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« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2008, 12:46:16 AM »

The Thing, covered in Jergens...
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