The Most Astonishingly Tasteless Films

[WilliamWeird1313]

What about a nomination for Feast:2 Sloppy Seconds,in that one we get postmorteum autopsy ejaculation,a dwarf sporting a cock as long as his legs,a baby disembowelment and a whole bucket load of disembowelments.

::adds that to his "to rent" list::

[Doggett]

Showgirls.

[Jim H]

What about a nomination for Feast:2 Sloppy Seconds,in that one we get postmorteum autopsy ejaculation,a dwarf sporting a cock as long as his legs,a baby disembowelment and a whole bucket load of disembowelments.

::adds that to his "to rent" list::

It's amazing that a movie with all that was still kind of blah to me.  Shows you the kind of movies I watch a lot of I guess.

[peter johnson]

Go over to Press Releases and check out the poster for "The Future Belongs to Undead Gods" -- I don't want to give away plot points, but I will say that if this thing is filmed the way it's written -- we start shooting in March -- then it may put any and every other film mentioned in this thread to shame.

My character gets thrown off a bridge by a guy in a werewolf mask & gets his head crushed by a passing truck.  My death is the least-gross death in the film -- it ramps up seriously from there.  I doubt I'll be able to watch the finished product.  But, it's a paycheck . . . at least I get killed by a human being.  What kills some of the other poor people in this film is . . . eeewww . . .

peter johnson/denny i have no shame

[Doggett]

Baise Moi


A film I feel embarrassed to own.
Sex and violence just for the sake of sex and violence but zero plot.
The lead actress committed suicide a few years back.

This film does not have a healthy state of mind.

It's cruel and malicious for no reason.

[BTM]

Go over to Press Releases and check out the poster for "The Future Belongs to Undead Gods" -- I don't want to give away plot points, but I will say that if this thing is filmed the way it's written -- we start shooting in March -- then it may put any and every other film mentioned in this thread to shame.

My character gets thrown off a bridge by a guy in a werewolf mask & gets his head crushed by a passing truck.  My death is the least-gross death in the film -- it ramps up seriously from there.  I doubt I'll be able to watch the finished product.  But, it's a paycheck . . . at least I get killed by a human being.  What kills some of the other poor people in this film is . . . eeewww . . .

peter johnson/denny i have no shame

Wait, dude, you're acting in a movie?!?  Whoa, that's is totally awesome! 

[Rev. Powell]

Go over to Press Releases and check out the poster for "The Future Belongs to Undead Gods" -- I don't want to give away plot points, but I will say that if this thing is filmed the way it's written -- we start shooting in March -- then it may put any and every other film mentioned in this thread to shame.

My character gets thrown off a bridge by a guy in a werewolf mask & gets his head crushed by a passing truck.  My death is the least-gross death in the film -- it ramps up seriously from there.  I doubt I'll be able to watch the finished product.  But, it's a paycheck . . . at least I get killed by a human being.  What kills some of the other poor people in this film is . . . eeewww . . .

peter johnson/denny i have no shame

Wait, dude, you're acting in a movie?!?  Whoa, that's is totally awesome! 

It's not his first movie, either.  According to IMDB PJ has appeared in at least one movie in each of the last the last 3 decades: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0425992/. 

[peter johnson]

Yeah, and IMDB will only list the ones that are also listed on IMDB -- Therefore, things I've done for TV Italia (Italian Television) re. "Ah!  Marie!", aren't listed, as are most of my festival short films not listed.

I've actually appeared in numerous TV shows, eg.  Father Dowling, Diagnosis Murder, etc., but my parts are usually 2 lines of dialogue & won't link to the episodes.  The producers or directors of films have to actually go in and create a linking mechanism, like they bothered to do for "Still Water"(Thanks, guys!). 

I've actually been in around 30 films over the last 30 years -- some of which were actually distributed/shown in theatres/shown overseas, etc. etc., but unless they're on IMDB as well, you won't see them on my page.  Check out my bio page on IMDB for a more complete picture of what I've done.

I'm betting "The Future Belongs to Undead Gods" ain't gonna be high on IMDB's listings either . . .

My friend and showbiz hero, Phil Proctor, has several hundred credits listed on IMDB -- he could easily double or triple that amount, were they to really show ALL his credits (Irish National Radio, PRI's The Wonderful Wizard of Oz, ad infinum) --

To paraphrase W.C. Fields:  "It's easy to quit showbiz -- I've done it a thousand times!".

peter clara/denny peller

[Pilgermann]

I haven't seen the film but I just read about its upcoming DVD release, and it sounds pretty weird.  The Sinful Dwarf is about a depraved dwarf and his mother who keep female sex-slaves in their home and as a means of preventing them from wanting to escape they've made the girls into heroin addicts. 

Here's the trailer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AWiOy2D9RQ
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I also found a clip of the opening credits which are actually kind of neat:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79O-Di3Z_4Y&feature=related
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[KYGOTC]

I haven't seen the film but I just read about its upcoming DVD release, and it sounds pretty weird.  The Sinful Dwarf is about a depraved dwarf and his mother who keep female sex-slaves in their home and as a means of preventing them from wanting to escape they've made the girls into heroin addicts. 

Here's the trailer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AWiOy2D9RQ

I also found a clip of the opening credits which are actually kind of neat:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79O-Di3Z_4Y&feature=related

OOO! theyre finaly releasing that on dvd?! When? and is it uncensored?

[BTM]

I've actually been in around 30 films over the last 30 years -- some of which were actually distributed/shown in theatres/shown overseas, etc. etc., but unless they're on IMDB as well, you won't see them on my page.  Check out my bio page on IMDB for a more complete picture of what I've done.

That is just SO awesome.  When I was younger I had dreams of like, making movies and stuff, so anyone who's actually acted in that many things (if it's not like high profile) still ranks as cool in my book!  :)

Going over the listings at the IMDB, I have to admit, Cyber C.H.I.C sounds like a film I'd want to check out, course, can't resist anything with the word "Chick" in the title.  And you play...Gimp, The Satan's Onion(?!)

Er.. okay.  The Satan's Onion?  Shouldn't that be "Satan's Onion"?  Doesn't "onion" have a meaning here I don't know about?

Well, anyway, gonna check out your bio and other stuff!  :)

[Rev. Powell]

"Gimp, The Satan's Onion" is the coolest credit anyone could EVER have.

[peter johnson]

Someone sent me a blogger's rave about my character's name awhile back -- Apparently it strikes a chord with many people --

Actually, my character's name was just "Gimp", but the name of the biker gang I belong to is "Satan's Minions".  One of the running gags in the film is that one of us got drunk when we ordered the jackets & slurred out "Satan's Onions" instead -- and that's what my denim vest says & I still own it & wear it very occasionally.  I was quite slender when we shot that -- I'm around 200lbs now, & struggling to keep it off!!  Don't let anyone try to tell you that it's a myth that our metabolism slows with age --

'just completed a very successful stage run of "Terra Nova" -- I posted links to the reviews over in Pros & Novices -- & am looking forward(?) to the "Undead Gods" shoot.  I also recently did a cattle-call audition for the Colorado Film School, so hopefully some budding Speilberg will use me on a short & then remember me when there's a paid gig involved.  Hey, it's happened . . .

peter johnson/denny crane/clara peller

[inframan]

I haven't seen the film but I just read about its upcoming DVD release, and it sounds pretty weird.  The Sinful Dwarf is about a depraved dwarf and his mother who keep female sex-slaves in their home and as a means of preventing them from wanting to escape they've made the girls into heroin addicts. 

 
On the big screen!
http://www.originalalamo.com/Show.aspx?id=261

[Wag]

By the sounds of things, this is probably tame compared to some of the films mentioned but the manga/anime Urotsukidôji is pretty indecent and tasteless on the whole - the Wikipedia entry for it suggests that one also see "Tentacle Rape", to give you some idea. It's about the most tasteless animation I have seen and bought, but that doesn't stop me wishing I could legally own the last DVD here in the UK.

Also, having read this thread, I realise that this is a completely different tasteless, but I feel compelled (I actually wish I didn't) to mention Mama Mia, cos I reckon it's probably more self indulgent than much of what has been discussed here.