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What use could you find for Indiana Smith's Original Safari Hat? 1. If for some reason you found yourself in public without any clothes, you could use it to cover your privates; plus it has a convenient hole for taking a wee.  |
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« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2008, 03:32:02 PM » |
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No.2 - If you were to disturb a wasps nest, it could be used as a means of fending off the ensuing enraged swarm.
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« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2008, 03:47:15 PM » |
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3.) In case there is a run on toliet paper and all stores are sold out.
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« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2008, 04:01:16 PM » |
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No.4 - As a prop in your SOV 'Tarzan' opus.
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« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2008, 04:53:58 PM » |
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5.) Because it gets the chicks.
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« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2008, 06:56:57 PM » |
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6) To eat Lucky Charms out of...
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« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2008, 07:11:20 PM » |
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No.7 - As a bird-feeder.
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« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2008, 07:14:11 PM » |
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8.) To swat mosquitos
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« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2008, 07:18:52 PM » |
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9.) To scare infants and small forest creatures.
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« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2008, 07:19:49 PM » |
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10) To blow out taxi cab windows when worm by Michael Jackson
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« Reply #10 on: November 02, 2008, 07:22:05 PM » |
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11.) If you have a widow's peak, the hole allows ample ventilation if needed.
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« Reply #11 on: November 02, 2008, 07:26:12 PM » |
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12) To trick Mr. Rogers into thinking you've been attacked by pigeons, so he'll buy you a new hat.
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« Reply #12 on: November 02, 2008, 07:31:52 PM » |
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13.) To carry your pot luck lunch to office parties.
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« Reply #13 on: November 02, 2008, 07:42:37 PM » |
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To catch wild turtles with, of course!
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« Reply #14 on: November 02, 2008, 09:18:38 PM » |
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15) Put it in a tree as an impromptu bird house; front door included.
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