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« on: November 05, 2008, 09:18:27 PM »


Is Freely there, first name I.P.?
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2008, 09:35:30 PM »

"Hello there, I just figured this thing out after 8 years!" 
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« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2008, 09:52:23 AM »

"Taxi please"
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« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2008, 10:42:03 AM »

Palin: Hello?
Bush: Hello, is this Sarah Palin?
Palin: Yes it is.
Bush: Hi Sarah, this is President Bush.
Palin: Nice try bud!  I'm not falling for the same trick twice!  There's an old saying in Alaska — I know it's in Texas, probably in Alaska — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.
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Mwa Ha Ha Ha Ha


« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2008, 04:48:23 PM »

Guy on Phone: I advise you to reconsider Mr. President.
Bush: Nope, not gonna change my mind.
Guy on Phone: Fine, give me the launch codes.
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« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2008, 04:52:30 PM »

"Hello, is that you God?"
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« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2008, 05:53:44 PM »

"Help, Condi, I'm lost again."
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I have more DVDs than brain cells...


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« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2008, 08:28:51 PM »



Okay, I checked and I don't have Prince Albert in a can, or Janitor in a Drum, or pigs in a blanket.  ...but my refrigerator's running. Does that help?
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« Reply #8 on: November 06, 2008, 09:04:21 PM »

Hello, Rush??  Long time listener, first time caller!"
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« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2008, 05:02:25 PM »

Uncle Dick, they said I have to move out in January. What's up with that?
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« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2008, 05:25:10 PM »

"Hey Jeb, we still on for poo sticks tonight?"
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« Reply #11 on: November 08, 2008, 11:31:29 PM »

"If you'll excuse me, Mrs. Castonmeyer, I've got a bug problem."
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« Reply #12 on: November 09, 2008, 03:54:16 AM »

"Obama said what about Nancy Reagan?  Whoo-ey! Maybe now that schmuck Trudeau will finally leave me alone."
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« Reply #13 on: November 09, 2008, 08:15:31 AM »

Person On Phone: "You're IQ tests results are back Mr. Bush"

G.W.B: "Good I hope?"

Person On Phone: *muffled laughter*
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« Reply #14 on: November 13, 2008, 10:54:52 PM »

Curious George makes a telephone call to an important General.
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