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sprite75
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« on: November 07, 2008, 10:41:24 AM »



Excuse me, sir.  I'm new in town.  Could you direct me to a good tree?  I need to take a real serious dump.
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« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2008, 10:46:06 AM »

Yogi Bear sells out...
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« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2008, 12:44:13 PM »

Remember kids, only you can prevent hemorrhoids. 
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« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2008, 08:09:37 PM »



He was a furry caught in a normal world.  His @55 was grass.
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Mwa Ha Ha Ha Ha


« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2008, 11:22:18 PM »

Hello, I am required by law to inform you that I am a registered sex offender.
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« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2008, 11:32:44 PM »

Could you direct me to Mr. Whipple's house.  He won't squeezing anymore Charmin after I meet with him...
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« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2008, 12:59:10 AM »

I gotta remember to wear pants when I'm up here in Chicago - the term Windy City takes on a whole new meaning when you've got wind blowing where the Charmin usually goes.
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« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2008, 04:53:39 AM »

"Howdy neighbour, would you care to join me and the wife for some salmon and molasses?"
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« Reply #8 on: November 08, 2008, 05:38:11 PM »

SNL's Bear City has it's own pimp, Fuzzy Wuzz.



FTR, I hate Bear City.
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« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2008, 06:11:40 PM »

I gotta remember to wear pants when I'm up here in Chicago - the term Windy City takes on a whole new meaning when you've got wind blowing where the Charmin usually goes.

Tell me about it.
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« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2008, 10:15:14 PM »

Its must be bear mating season again.
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« Reply #11 on: November 08, 2008, 11:16:52 PM »

And as the evil force gained strength, the apparitions became more surreal.
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« Reply #12 on: November 08, 2008, 11:33:29 PM »

Its must be bear mating season again.

That might explain why the red and blue bear were hanging around up there that day.
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« Reply #13 on: November 13, 2008, 10:34:11 PM »

High-five, I wipe with this hand!
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« Reply #14 on: November 14, 2008, 05:12:59 AM »



JoJo used to be the fifth member of the A-Team, but he was quickly forgotten after the "vetenerian-incident".
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