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« Reply #15 on: November 12, 2008, 03:30:01 PM »

"Dark Star" and "Dark City" = "Dark Star City", a weird tale of cabin-fevered astronauts whose attempts to destroy unstable planets are repeatedly stymied by time and mind altering aliens and Kiefer Sutherland. Everyone is eventually atomized by a self and Cartesian-aware atomic bomb!
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« Reply #16 on: November 13, 2008, 07:01:17 AM »

BILLY JACK + MR. SMITH GOES TO WASHINGTON = BILLY JACK GOES TO WASHINGTON

Hey . . . wait a second . . . they really made that movie!  Truth truly is stranger than fiction!
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« Reply #17 on: November 16, 2008, 02:59:38 AM »

The Hills Have Eyes + Plan 9 From Outer Space = The Hills From Outer Space Have Eyes On Plan 9

Jupiter, Mars & Pluto resurrect dead humans to stop The Ghoul and Vampire Girl hiding in an Air Testing range terrorizing stranded travelers creating the Solaranite.
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« Reply #18 on: November 17, 2008, 03:31:47 PM »

Die Hard + Gremlins 2: The New Batch = Die Hard With The New Batch

Bruce Willis plays Officer John McClane, a tough-as-nails NYPD cop stuck in an office building that's been taken over by Gremlins!

I'm not even going to bother writing any more about this combo. In my opinion, it's just too freakin' perfect, & easy to imagine. The sheer amount of awesome you could squeeze out of this patchwork wonder boggles my mind.

How this has never been made with eternally baffle me.
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« Reply #19 on: November 17, 2008, 10:38:42 PM »

Groundhog Day + Day Of The Dead =  Groundhog Day Of The Dead

Dr. Logan wakes one day to find out he is reliving the same day over and over again.  He quickly finds out that he must live the perfect day to move on.  He quickly finds out that Bub is his key to do this so he was the zombie do multiple tasks including riding a tricycle, juggling cats and singing showtunes.  Can Dr. Logan find a cure to Bub's zombie problems so tomorrow will come, we'll just have to wait and see. 
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« Reply #20 on: February 14, 2011, 07:39:43 PM »

The Fast and The Furious + Duel= The Fast and the Furious Duel: A traveling sales man passes a truck that is being hijacked by Vin Diesel and his gang, so Vin diesel and his gang tries to kill him.
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« Reply #21 on: February 15, 2011, 01:20:52 PM »

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« Reply #22 on: February 15, 2011, 03:27:09 PM »

Step Up + Up In The Air = Step Up In The Air:  George Clooney stars as a man whose job it is to travel the country and inform various dance crews that they got served, so their services will no longer be needed.  Mike Epps cameos.

The Hangover + Over The Top = Hangover The Top:  Sylvester Stallone and Zack Galifianakis go to Vegas for the annual arm wrestling competition, but lose their memory after breathing too much of the chalk used to combat sweaty hands during matches.  Title is also used to describe the physique of Zack's gut in relation to his pants.  Mike Epps cameos.

127 Hours + My Left Foot = Stop Whining You Pu@@y!:  Christy Brown spends two hours yelling at Aron Ralston to be thankful that he still has a useable arm, plus TWO useable feet.  Mike Epps cameos.

Piranha 3D + Juwanna Mann = Juwanna Piranha Man?:  Story of a down on his luck piranha salesman who suddenly becomes a local celebrity when he starts his new sales pitch with the question "Juwanna Piranha Man?"  Inexplicably, filmed in 3D.  Mike Epps cameos.

Paul Blart, Mall Cop + Robocop = (say it with me now) Paul Blart, Mall Robocop:  When mall cop Paul Blart is tragically shot and killed in the line of duty, scientists decide to use him as the first prototype for their new technology - half fat guy that falls a lot, half mall directory sign.  Hilarity doesn't so much ensue as it peaks it's head around the corner occasionally.  Mike epps cameos.

The Taking of Pelham 123 (remake) + Unstoppable = Denzel Vs. The Train:  Moviegoers didn't even notice that two movies had been combined while watching this one as they were already the same movie.  Even Mike Epps said no to appearing in this one.

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« Reply #23 on: February 15, 2011, 04:14:21 PM »

Brilliant! Especially:

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Step Up + Up In The Air = Step Up In The Air:  George Clooney stars as a man whose job it is to travel the country and inform various dance crews that they got served, so their services will no longer be needed.  Mike Epps cameos.

I can actually visualize George Clooney delivering the lines, and at some point having to expain to somebody have gotten served via webcam.

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Piranha 3D + Juwanna Mann = Juwanna Piranha Man?:  Story of a down on his luck piranha salesman who suddenly becomes a local celebrity when he starts his new sales pitch with the question "Juwanna Piranha Man?"  Inexplicably, filmed in 3D.  Mike Epps cameos.

Picturing the Mike Epps cameo on this one. As himself, perhaps?

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The Taking of Pelham 123 (remake) + Unstoppable = Denzel Vs. The Train:  Moviegoers didn't even notice that two movies had been combined while watching this one as they were already the same movie.  Even Mike Epps said no to appearing in this one.


No particular commentary, just hilarious.

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« Reply #24 on: February 15, 2011, 06:54:09 PM »

The China Syndrome (1979) + The Ebola Syndrome (1996)= THE CHINA EBOLA SYNDROME: A reporter uncovers safety hazards at a nuclear power plant, while a psycho from Hong Kong carrying the Ebola virus attempts to infect everyone on the staff by raping them, covering them with his blood, and spitting at them.
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« Reply #25 on: February 17, 2011, 10:46:41 PM »

From Beyond + The People that Time Forgot = The People From Beyond that Time Forgot

While attempting to create a nuclear toaster, Doctor Pretorious accidently crosses into a parallel universe. Within it dwell treacherous wastelands, frightening disfigured monsters and an ancient ritualistic cult of primitive beings. In order to get back to his world, Doctor Pretorious, along with the seductive scantily clad Ajor, must fight through waves and hordes of monstrosities should they wish to survive.
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« Reply #26 on: February 18, 2011, 06:59:49 PM »

Blue Eyes of the Broken Doll + Black Devil Doll From Hell= BLUE EYES OF THE BLACK DEVIL DOLL FROM HELL

Paul Naschy stars as a magic shop owner who sells three strange sisters a doll possessed by an evil spirit.  It in turn possesses one of the girls to gouge out the eyes of innocent people.
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« Reply #27 on: February 19, 2011, 01:48:57 AM »

Gone in Sixty Seconds (1974) + Gone in 60 seconds (2000)= Two well known car thieves, and their gang, must steal 102 cars in 50 hours, each one rarer than the last. But Detective D.I.Chon has other ideas: to stop them once and for all. Includes a 60 min ultimate Car chase, with  REAL stunts, no CG!
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« Reply #28 on: February 19, 2011, 02:10:32 AM »

Rollerball (1975) + Roller Boogie (1979) = Roller Boogie Ball. In a corporate controlled Disco, an ultra-violent dance known as Roller Boogie Ball represents the world, and one of it's powerful dancers is out to defy those who want him out of an upcoming roller boogie ball dance contest.

I Spit on Your Grave (1978) + Bambi (1942) = I Spit On Bambi's Grave. Bambi, accused of shooting his own mother, rapes and humiliates four aspiring female writers and leaves them for dead. The four women systematically hunt Bambi down to seek revenge after they grow antlers.

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« Reply #29 on: February 19, 2011, 02:59:04 AM »

Billy Jack (1971) + The Jerk (1979)= Billy Jerk.  Steve Martin leaves his black family to invent the Optigrab and preach peace through kung fu.
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