After my third weekly piano lesson, and lots of practice, this is what's going through my head:
I have it in a different key, and only the first eight bars...
GEE FDD CDEF GGG GEE FDD CEGG C
GEE FDD CDEF GGG GEE FDD CEGG C
GEE FDD CDEF GGG GEE FDD CEGG C
GEE FDD CDEF GGG GEE FDD CEGG C
GEE FDD CDEF GGG GEE FDD CEGG C
GEE FDD CDEF GGG GEE FDD CEGG C
GEE FDD CDEF GGG GEE FDD CEGG C
GEE FDD CDEF GGG GEE FDD CEGG C
GEE FDD CDEF GGG GEE FDD CEGG C
GEE FDD CDEF GGG GEE FDD CEGG C
GEE FDD CDEF GGG GEE FDD CEGG C
Beats Fifi and the Flowertots.