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Maybe we're at war with Norway?

« on: November 14, 2008, 05:22:28 AM »

Doesn't I just look FAA-AAB-OLOUUUS in my new hat?

I was wonderin' when El Capitan was gonna get a chance to use his popgun.
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« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2008, 06:36:19 AM »

He's blowing the top right off the popper!

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Bad taste is just an acquired taste!!!

« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2008, 09:49:20 AM »

Dumb Donald, of popular children's program Fat Albert & The Cosby Kids, suffered a seizure today. Film at 11.

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Shake The Faith

« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2008, 09:51:55 AM »

Edward James Olmos has trouble with his new light fitting...

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Hypnotic, ain't it?

« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2008, 09:59:16 AM »

When Jell-O molds go bad.

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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2008, 10:02:02 PM »

Yeah this bee keeper suit you made ain't worth a sh*t.

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I have more DVDs than brain cells...

« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2008, 05:27:52 PM »

His beanie copter hat was perfect except for one fatal flaw:
he put the copter part INSIDE the hat.

TheGreatWhiteDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.
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« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2008, 06:14:44 PM »

Sensible canibals always kill their dinner BEFORE cooking it!

There are few things more beautiful than a sporting montage with a soft-rock soundtrack
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The clown banned in 51 states!

« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2009, 11:13:36 PM »

"Listen, I believe in safe sex, but this is ridiculous!"
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