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Just Another Guy
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« on: May 11, 2010, 08:44:06 PM »

Plans from Deep In Space
Hey it's Zombie Tor and Bela
Ed Wood's as good at scripts
as I am at writing haikus


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« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2010, 06:11:59 PM »

Dentist tries to act.
Bela laughs from beyond the grave.
He says "More Brill Cream!"

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Umaril The Unfeathered
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Pelinal na vasha, racuvar! Sa yando tyavoy nagaia!

« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2010, 02:22:04 PM »

Ed Wood's films are bad
Plan 9 is the case in point
But it's fun to watch

Bela passed away
While he was making this film
Someone took his place

Robot Monster's bad
It's not as bad as Plan 9
But it's really bad  (and fun!)   Twirling


Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!
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El Duderino

« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2011, 07:32:23 AM »

"Ha! You see? You SEE?
Stupid minds! STUPID! STUPID!"

Shoddy dialogue.

Lugosi just died!
Go get the chiropractor.
I'll give him a cape.

This is fun.  Smile
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« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2011, 04:56:34 PM »

You can never have
Solarmanite-type bombs
You stupid humans

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« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2012, 05:28:48 PM »

Inspector Clay's dead.
Murdered, and someone's responsible!
Hey, no squat, Sherlock!

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A NorthCoaster In Texas
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Hey....white women were in season.

« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2012, 02:02:46 PM »

Shambling through the day-for-night
Chiropractor masquerading
Bitter old queens
Simpering through gagular lines

Tor, stuck in a hole
Vampira, revved up on gin
Glenda hollers, "CUT!"


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