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Metropolisforever
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« on: November 18, 2008, 07:10:53 PM »

1. There are no morals on the Internet.  Get over it.

2. If someone sends you a "tinyurl" link, DO NOT CLICK ON IT.  (Why would anyone want to hide a URL?  If you don't know, you don't belong on the Internet.)

3. The bigger the site, the more the trolls.

4. Don't want spam?  Don't use the Internet.

5. Trolling on 4chan is kinda like p**sing in an ocean of p**s.

6. There is no privacy on the Internet.  You should get over that, too.

7. According to Internet law, if someone calls you a "n*******g", you have been "P3WNED".

8. MySpace is a place for friends.  Really friendly friends who you don't know.  Learn to love them or "GTFO".

9. Remember: what has been seen cannot be unseen.

10. It's not child porn if it has "artistic value".

11. Vandalizing Wikipedia makes you really badass.  Really.

12. The 42nd post on any 4chan thread automatically becomes a new Internet meme.

13. Adding a "z" to any word makes you look cooler.

14. ppl who typ lik dis r kewler dan u

15. If you don't like someone, just beat them unconscious, vomit on them, and post it to YouTube.  Trust me, you'll feel a lot better.

16. If you don't agree with me, "IMA CUM RAPE U N SLIT UR THROAT n*******g".

17. The Internet is better than TV, because the TV networks are too afraid to keep up with modern people.  Moral pussies.

18. Banging on your keyboard is a great way to relieve stress, and you'll become really popular for it, too.

19. Wanna be famous, but have no talent?  The Internet is there for you!

20. Anyone who threatens to rape you is just bitter because they still live in their mom's basement.

Feel free to post your own words of wisdom. TeddyR
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« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2008, 07:26:17 PM »

I've got one:

1.) "Metropolisforever doesn't learn from his mistakes".
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Metropolisforever
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« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2008, 07:30:23 PM »

Iz amz notz mistakenz.

Myz postz doesz notz violatez anyz rulesz.
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« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2008, 07:31:57 PM »

I don't understand what you're getting at with these posts about internet jargon  Question
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Metropolisforever
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« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2008, 07:33:24 PM »

I don't understand what you're getting at with these posts about internet jargon  Question

It's a joke.  A really bitter joke, but still a joke.
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« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2008, 07:34:39 PM »

Ash was letting you know that your post was perhaps not entirely polite, or that others might take exception to some of the language used.

Myz postz doesz notz violatesz anyz rulesz.

I am not a "letter of the law" sort of person.  I am an "intent of the order" sort of person.  If you are out to annoy me again, this time by the use of the word that I placed in the censored words filter, this will be your final strike.  I almost got into a throw down fistfight with an idiot in a parking lot today because I asked him to pick up trash he threw to the ground.  If he had given me the excuse, it was a go.  I am sick of deal with stupidity lately.
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Metropolisforever
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« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2008, 07:37:30 PM »

Ash was letting you know that your post was perhaps not entirely polite, or that others might take exception to some of the language used.

Myz postz doesz notz violatesz anyz rulesz.

I am not a "letter of the law" sort of person.  I am an "intent of the order" sort of person.  If you are out to annoy me again, this time by the use of the word that I placed in the censored words filter, this will be your final strike.  I almost got into a throw down fistfight with an idiot in a parking lot today because I asked him to pick up trash he threw to the ground.  If he had given me the excuse, it was a go.  I am sick of deal with stupidity lately.

I have never intended to annoy you, and I have no idea which word was "placed in the censored words filter".

I apologize if anyone was offended, but the Internet can be like that.
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Metropolisforever
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« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2008, 07:41:49 PM »

If you want me to remove my post, I will.

If you want me to leave, I will.  I'm probably just an unneeded troublemaker, anyway.
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« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2008, 08:34:33 PM »

I have never intended to annoy you, and I have no idea which word was "placed in the censored words filter".

Look at your post and you will see the censored words.

I apologize if anyone was offended, but the Internet can be like that.

This forum will not "be like that."  I cannot do anything about the rest of the Internet, but this forum will be a place for people to discuss films and other subjects in a civil manner.

If you want me to remove my post, I will.

If you want me to leave, I will.  I'm probably just an unneeded troublemaker, anyway.

I added to the word filter to clean up the post.  The concern is that you sometimes seem to intend to cause controversy, and why is a mystery to me.  You start some great threads, you make interesting posts, and others participate in those threads.  Your sole purpose is not to just "cause trouble," but at times you pursue that track, and it is almost as if you are angry due to something else - and need the conflict to blow off that steam.
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« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2008, 08:56:13 PM »

I am sick of deal with stupidity lately.

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« Reply #10 on: November 18, 2008, 09:03:30 PM »

I am sick of deal with stupidity lately.

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Agreed, amusing.  Also a product of the fact that I have no time to properly do anything.
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« Reply #11 on: November 18, 2008, 09:12:05 PM »

I almost got into a throw down fistfight with an idiot in a parking lot today because I asked him to pick up trash he threw to the ground.  If he had given me the excuse, it was a go.  I am sick of deal with stupidity lately.

I never understood litterbugs, especially when I was in the Army. People KNOW they're eventually going to have to pick it up again, , and, the Army gave you a uniform with TEN, count 'em TEN pockets, , , doesn't a person have ONE to spare for their own personal garbage.

Didn't mean to derail the thread. . ..
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« Reply #12 on: November 18, 2008, 09:17:57 PM »

I am sick of deal with stupidity lately.

 BounceGiggle

 TongueOut




Agreed, amusing.  Also a product of the fact that I have no time to properly do anything.

Now stop making excuses Susan...err...I mean Andrew. TongueOut


I've been doing that a lot more lately, and the worst part is I read over my posts and still never saw it until after the fact.

*In that short sentence, I just caught a typo. I don't know which is going faster; my eyesight or my clarity.


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It's a spare. Feel free to use it whenever you want. Cheers
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Metropolisforever
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« Reply #13 on: November 18, 2008, 09:31:10 PM »

I have never intended to annoy you, and I have no idea which word was "placed in the censored words filter".

Look at your post and you will see the censored words.

I apologize if anyone was offended, but the Internet can be like that.

This forum will not "be like that."  I cannot do anything about the rest of the Internet, but this forum will be a place for people to discuss films and other subjects in a civil manner.

If you want me to remove my post, I will.

If you want me to leave, I will.  I'm probably just an unneeded troublemaker, anyway.

I added to the word filter to clean up the post.  The concern is that you sometimes seem to intend to cause controversy, and why is a mystery to me.  You start some great threads, you make interesting posts, and others participate in those threads.  Your sole purpose is not to just "cause trouble," but at times you pursue that track, and it is almost as if you are angry due to something else - and need the conflict to blow off that steam.

I never said that this forum will "be like that", and I never intend to cause controversy, although I WAS blowing off steam with this thread.  However, I was not intending to start any fights.  I was just humorously writing about some of my frustrations with the Internet.

I guess I should just go away.  I'm obviously not wanted here, and you probably don't need me to cause any more trouble.
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Menard
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« Reply #14 on: November 18, 2008, 09:43:15 PM »

I guess I should just go away.  I'm obviously not wanted here, and you probably don't need me to cause any more trouble.

Oh stop babbling and just post.

If you post something stupid or explosive, they'll tell you about it. Take a moment to absorb it, then follow your own advice...

...GET OVER IT!!!

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