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The Cat Herder of Badmovies
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I'm a Mac...

« on: November 22, 2008, 08:33:48 PM »

Data celebrates the news that the Houston Cougars just beat the Texas Longhorns by a score of 79 to 6.

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!

« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2008, 09:27:44 PM »

By the Six Moons of Iscandar, I SHALL AVENGE YOU!!

"Carpe diem!" - Seize the day!  "Carpe per diem!" - Seize the daily living allowance! "Carpe carp!" - Seize the fish!
"Carpe Ngo Diem!" - Seize the South Vietnamese Dictator!
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Afro-Mullets RULE!

« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2008, 11:12:04 PM »

"I had to take a dump Soooooooooooooooo bad!"

Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution
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« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2008, 11:36:40 PM »

"Somebody get this little man off my arm before I punch him."

"Join me in the abyss of savings."
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I have more DVDs than brain cells...

« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2008, 12:15:03 AM »

When I find the individual who switched my left hand with this Pleasure Fist...

TheGreatWhiteDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.
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« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2008, 02:11:22 PM »

You mean the Borg Queen had a GOOD twin sister!

There are few things more beautiful than a sporting montage with a soft-rock soundtrack
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I wish I could be as popular as you think you are.

« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2008, 11:55:50 PM »

Okay, seeing as I have misplaced my brush, the toothbrushing simulation will have to wait. Damn it!"

Things could be worse; you could be twins.
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The clown banned in 51 states!

« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2009, 10:39:13 PM »

Data's first bowel movement was so special he just had to do it in front of everyone.
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