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« on: November 23, 2008, 09:01:34 PM »

From an upcoming review I'm working on for Cannibal Apocalypse

"At ease, we're only targeting jaywallkers today, remember?"
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« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2008, 09:44:10 PM »



Officer, would you please hand me back my novelty rubber
band-shooting gun from Cracker Barrel?
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« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2008, 11:51:41 PM »

Trying to be PC, Agent
  • ended up taking the gun away to avoid the possibility of perpetuating any negative stereotypes.
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