JJ80
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« on: November 26, 2008, 12:16:22 PM » |
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The very man for the 'Ruffest' of times!
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There are few things more beautiful than a sporting montage with a soft-rock soundtrack
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warlock92346
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« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2008, 12:29:57 AM » |
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Chuck and his new girlfriend take a bite outta crime
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AndyC
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« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2008, 08:28:11 AM » |
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"Sorry Chuck. The best we could get you was a buddy cop movie. This is Constable Cuddles, the intelligent police dog. He's the star."
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Psycho Circus
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Shake The Faith
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« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2008, 08:30:46 AM » |
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Chuck Norris & Jeff Bridges made quite a team...
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Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!
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« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2008, 08:30:59 AM » |
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After the photo shoot milkbones were served. The dog was also given something to gnaw on too.
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TheDope
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Gone but not forgotten... well, KINDA forgotten.
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« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2008, 08:31:28 AM » |
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The tears of Chuck Norris brought this dog back from the dead.
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TheDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.
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Mr. DS
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« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2008, 08:37:00 AM » |
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The tears of Chuck Norris brought this dog back from the dead. I challenge that because Chuck Norris never cries.
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« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2008, 08:42:30 AM » |
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Oh come on, TJ Hooker gets Heather Locklear for a partner, and I get McGruff. I'm Chuck Norris for chrissakes!
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The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.
- Paulo Coelho
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JJ80
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« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2008, 12:21:12 PM » |
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A darn good partner, but a FEW bones about it!
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There are few things more beautiful than a sporting montage with a soft-rock soundtrack
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Rev. Powell
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« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2008, 01:23:28 PM » |
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As valuable an agent as Walker was, his marriage to Officer Snuggles still scandalized the Texas Rangers.
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I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...
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TheDope
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« Reply #10 on: November 27, 2008, 05:43:55 PM » |
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The tears of Chuck Norris brought this dog back from the dead. I challenge that because Chuck Norris never cries. Exactly. So whn he does, why should his tears not have miraculous powers?
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Flangepart
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« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2008, 12:02:07 PM » |
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When the dog got better reviews for his acting, Chuck was not amused.
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"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"
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sprite75
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I'm a Mac...
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« Reply #12 on: December 01, 2008, 12:48:42 PM » |
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After getting a gig selling exercise equipment Chuck thought his career couldn't possibly sink any lower. He was wrong!
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God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
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Terf
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I wish I could be as popular as you think you are.
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« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2008, 11:33:13 PM » |
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After the NAACP got Clarence Gilyard into the show, PETA started to protest. This was the response.
[FYI, I didn't mean to seem racist here. This was just the first thing to come to mind, and I thought it was amusing.]
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Things could be worse; you could be twins.
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