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The Cat Herder of Badmovies
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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I'm a Mac...

« on: November 20, 2008, 07:59:41 PM »

And for 12 easy payments of 50 Federation Credits, you can have my "Secrets of Investing in Dilithium Futures!"

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
Mr. DS
Master Of Cinematic Bowel Movements
B-Movie Kraken

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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2008, 09:00:25 PM »

"What?  My eyebrows do that when I'm happy."

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"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall
Movie Reviewer And Professional Nit-Picking Geek
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Gone but not forgotten... well, KINDA forgotten.

« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2008, 11:51:03 PM »

Hello; this is William Conrad VIII for First Alert 2500.
Is your Starship subject to break-ins?

TheDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.
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« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2008, 01:02:14 AM »

"Welcome to the New Joy of Painting. Let's mix a little alizarin crimson with some thalo blue and start making some nice, happy little rocks."

"Join me in the abyss of savings."
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2008, 08:10:37 PM »

are those eye brows for real? cool eyebrows! they will do the looking wickedly thing with less effort.
Bad Movie Lover

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« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2008, 10:48:42 PM »

I said look into my EYES not at my eyebrows!  You’ll never be hypnotized if you keep looking at my eyebrows.  Damn Genetics.
Bad Movie Lover

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I wish I could be as popular as you think you are.

« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2008, 11:12:32 PM »

Always a fan of Leonard Nimoy, Sean Connery finally died his hair and got 2-1/3 eyebrow lifts...

Things could be worse; you could be twins.
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