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Maybe we're at war with Norway?

« on: November 26, 2008, 05:36:56 PM »

"Yeah, you like that, don't you? Just wait till I use both my hands."

or this:

Sheriff: "Hooly jeebs, it really IS true what they say about guys with big feet."
Klown: "Mmmhmmmmmm.........."

I was wonderin' when El Capitan was gonna get a chance to use his popgun.
Mr. DS
Master Of Cinematic Bowel Movements
B-Movie Kraken

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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2008, 06:43:52 PM »

Circus Circus, you're just a big lump of lovable aren't ya!

DarkSider's Realm

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall
Bad Movie Lover

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« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2008, 11:10:58 PM »

On behalf of the department of homeland security, I will have to give you a full cavity search. 
Dedicated Viewer

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« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2008, 12:41:50 AM »

You're looking HOT tonight baby, what do you say we get outta here, just you and me back at my place.
Nutter Magnet
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« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2008, 12:22:55 PM »

Darn students, I'm going to have to lug this all the way back to the crazy golf course by myself!

There are few things more beautiful than a sporting montage with a soft-rock soundtrack
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2008, 07:54:34 PM »

I could just get lost in thse eyes...

At least, that's what Gary Busey told me...

In 1991, when The People's Court ratings started to slip, Judge Wapner reinstated the death penalty-Late Show Fun Fact
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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15 Year Veteran

« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2008, 04:15:49 AM »

(loud sound of a rubber glove being snapped on)

"Alright Klowny...  Bend over and spread 'em!"
Bad Movie Lover

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« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2008, 08:42:09 AM »

John While getting ready to start the prostate exam. "So do you like Bran muffins?
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« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2008, 06:48:11 PM »

"I've got you clowns on double secret probation."

"Join me in the abyss of savings."
Bad Movie Lover

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I wish I could be as popular as you think you are.

« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2008, 11:24:49 PM »

"So let me guess this straight. You got high with your friends - who are white - and they pulled some 'borderline gay sh*t to you by solidifying you inside this costume. Dammit, son, don't you ever watch Dave Chapelle?!"


Things could be worse; you could be twins.
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