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Draug
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Maybe we're at war with Norway?


« on: November 26, 2008, 05:36:56 PM »



"Yeah, you like that, don't you? Just wait till I use both my hands."

or this:

Sheriff: "Hooly jeebs, it really IS true what they say about guys with big feet."
Klown: "Mmmhmmmmmm.........."
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2008, 06:43:52 PM »

Circus Circus, you're just a big lump of lovable aren't ya!
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« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2008, 11:10:58 PM »

On behalf of the department of homeland security, I will have to give you a full cavity search. 
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« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2008, 12:41:50 AM »

You're looking HOT tonight baby, what do you say we get outta here, just you and me back at my place.
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« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2008, 12:22:55 PM »

Darn students, I'm going to have to lug this all the way back to the crazy golf course by myself!
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« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2008, 07:54:34 PM »






I could just get lost in thse eyes...
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At least, that's what Gary Busey told me...

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« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2008, 04:15:49 AM »

(loud sound of a rubber glove being snapped on)

"Alright Klowny...  Bend over and spread 'em!"
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« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2008, 08:42:09 AM »

John While getting ready to start the prostate exam. "So do you like Bran muffins?
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« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2008, 06:48:11 PM »

"I've got you clowns on double secret probation."
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« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2008, 11:24:49 PM »

"So let me guess this straight. You got high with your friends - who are white - and they pulled some 'borderline gay sh*t to you by solidifying you inside this costume. Dammit, son, don't you ever watch Dave Chapelle?!"

[Bah]
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