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« Reply #15 on: November 30, 2008, 07:37:16 PM »

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I remember getting this for Xmas one year.  It was something my mother picked up on the five dollar rack.  Try listening to the soundtrack without giggling. That and the girls say what seems to be, "hairy" when they get the answer right.  I still have the piece of sh!t somewhere. 
 
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« Reply #16 on: November 30, 2008, 07:42:10 PM »

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Supposedly a game in its alpha stages that was then unleashed on an unsuspecting public.

Also, Superman 64.  It really is as terrible as they say. NSFW

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And yeah, I like the AVGN better than the Irate dude.

I actually like the NES TMNT though.  I beat it with a friend, believe it or not.



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« Reply #17 on: November 30, 2008, 10:50:43 PM »

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no prob...speaking of Irate Gamer and AVGN, I notice there is quite an intense dispute on youtube of who is ripping off who.  I have to admit I came across AVGN first.  Who knows, I find them both entertaining. 
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« Reply #18 on: December 01, 2008, 04:24:04 AM »

Anyway, the description that "you fall in a hole, try to get out for hours" was dead on for ET.

 BounceGiggle BounceGiggle TeddyR Virtual karma, Andrew!

That reminds me of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles coin op arcade game where the Foot warriors jump up from the sewers and throw manhole covers at the turtles. If your turtle fell in the hole, there was a brief silence, then a pair of eyes in the darkness and then a very dazed voice said: "Duhhhhhh...who put the lights out?" TeddyR
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« Reply #19 on: December 01, 2008, 11:27:05 AM »

I don't know that it had that bad a concept , but adventure couldn't have had worse graphics
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« Reply #20 on: December 01, 2008, 05:36:38 PM »

Never played it, but heard about it, though. And this was years ago. But the game consisted of your character--Custer--and an Indian maiden tied to a stake, and you as Custer got to see how many times you could rape this Indian maiden, before you were killed by other Indians shooting arrows at you.

Of course, with a game concept like this, you can imagine how bad the graphics were. Some of the worst I've ever seen in a game.

Of course, the game didn't last long, as everybody, including Native Americans, venomously protested it, and it was quickly withdrawn from the video gaming market.
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« Reply #21 on: December 01, 2008, 05:57:39 PM »

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« Reply #22 on: December 01, 2008, 06:23:06 PM »

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« Reply #23 on: December 01, 2008, 07:22:54 PM »

I don't know that it had that bad a concept , but adventure couldn't have had worse graphics


Adventure had pretty lame graphics, but was a great game at the time. Gotta remember it was competing with Space Invaders, which was monumentally huge, proving graphics didn't have to be that great if the game in interesting. Adventure was one of the games that I played A LOT.
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« Reply #24 on: December 01, 2008, 07:27:36 PM »

Never played it, but heard about it, though. And this was years ago. But the game consisted of your character--Custer--and an Indian maiden tied to a stake, and you as Custer got to see how many times you could rape this Indian maiden, before you were killed by other Indians shooting arrows at you.

Of course, with a game concept like this, you can imagine how bad the graphics were. Some of the worst I've ever seen in a game.

Of course, the game didn't last long, as everybody, including Native Americans, venomously protested it, and it was quickly withdrawn from the video gaming market.

Custer's revenge, it was one of the first adult-oriented games, and it was completely tasteless.

Funny how adult-themed video games have never really made it in the US, however, in Japan, many games have an adult theme or at least nudity. Many of their tile games show a woman undressing as the game goes along or uncover a nude picture as tiles are removed. There was the 'Leisure Suit Larry' games several years back, which were a lot of fun, pretty funny, and challenging, but kinda died out with no replacement in sight.
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« Reply #25 on: December 01, 2008, 08:11:23 PM »

Never played it, but heard about it, though. And this was years ago. But the game consisted of your character--Custer--and an Indian maiden tied to a stake, and you as Custer got to see how many times you could rape this Indian maiden, before you were killed by other Indians shooting arrows at you.

Of course, with a game concept like this, you can imagine how bad the graphics were. Some of the worst I've ever seen in a game.

Of course, the game didn't last long, as everybody, including Native Americans, venomously protested it, and it was quickly withdrawn from the video gaming market.



Custer's revenge, it was one of the first adult-oriented games, and it was completely tasteless.

Funny how adult-themed video games have never really made it in the US, however, in Japan, many games have an adult theme or at least nudity. Many of their tile games show a woman undressing as the game goes along or uncover a nude picture as tiles are removed. There was the 'Leisure Suit Larry' games several years back, which were a lot of fun, pretty funny, and challenging, but kinda died out with no replacement in sight.

The Angry Video Game Nerd, or some imitator of his, did a show about early underground adult video games, complete with clips of the Custer game.  Try a search for it if you're really curious. You can probably imagine what naked people look like when rendered in blocks on an Atari 2600 console--anything but erotic.  The gameplay was uniformly boring, too. 
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« Reply #26 on: December 01, 2008, 08:28:11 PM »

I recall playing strip poker on my Commadore 64.  The game was fun but unfortunately only had two girls to play with.  Another Atari 2600 game to check out for adult games is Beat Em And Eat Em.  Good lord....
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« Reply #27 on: December 01, 2008, 10:25:25 PM »

Adventure had pretty lame graphics, but was a great game at the time. Gotta remember it was competing with Space Invaders, which was monumentally huge, proving graphics didn't have to be that great if the game in interesting. Adventure was one of the games that I played A LOT.

I played "Adventure" for hours and hours, and I hated that damn bat.  I remember getting swallowed by a dragon as I killed it with the sword (yes, an arrow sign) and then the bat picked up the dead dragon, with me inside, and flew around.  I took to grabbing the bat and locking it inside a castle once I figured out how to get rid of the little creep.

Hated that bat.
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« Reply #28 on: December 01, 2008, 11:27:33 PM »

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« Reply #29 on: December 02, 2008, 11:00:40 AM »

ghouck-  those creatures in Adventure are kind of horrifying however basic they are designed
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