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Must have caffeine...

« on: December 06, 2008, 06:16:55 AM »

Han on the torture rack, being interrogated by Imperial officer Moff Jerjerrod, with Jerjerrod's flunkeys Phang (left) and Cybot (right). And lots of paperback movie novelizations. What are they saying?

Jerjerrod: Talk! Tell us where the Bearded One has hidden the original, untouched negatives of the Trilogy!
Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2008, 07:12:20 AM »

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« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2008, 06:06:09 PM »

Jerjerrod: "You will tell us the location of the rebel base."

Han: "For the last time, there is no base, and you're not the real Moff Jerjerrod! You are a TOY!"

Jerjerrod: "You're a sad, strange little man."

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« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2008, 06:04:04 PM »

All right... Who's the smartass who snuck "The Blob" in here?
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« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2008, 12:20:36 PM »

Han : Yer right, this dust allergy bites. Hey, word...Clean!

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« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2008, 02:57:15 PM »

Jerjerrod: Bwahahaaha, I finally get to say more than one line! 

Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?

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« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2008, 03:35:04 PM »

Jerjerrod: "It's a total sausage fest in here, but I guess I should have known, this IS the room of a Star Wars geek with a Harrison Ford man-crush."

Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

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« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2009, 12:57:40 AM »

"Please, DUST US!!!"
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