Dr Uwe Boll launches his next film project entitled
Ninja Poo Undies, due for release on the 12th of Never, hopefully.
Ninja Poo Undies a.k.a
In The Name Of Trevor: An Undie Stink Tale is a minor motion picture, shot in glorious monochrome black and white, lensed in wonderful ShakyCam and on the widest screen format that 8mm film can provide.
It is a serious investigation into the declining standards of a certain South African guy's underpants, sending teams of oxygen-masked ninja assault teams racing up the forest of hair and pimples on the person's legs, past the knobbly knees and up into the never as yet explored area where the sun don't ever shine.
This is truly a film for the discerning cinemagoer ~ i.e. those people who like to be blindfolded in a cinema and then gagged with old underpants ~ not many people will see it then, I suppose.
Look out for
Ninja Poo Undies at a cinema or showing on a toilet wall near you: be there or...........be somewhere else.