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« on: December 19, 2008, 01:52:50 AM »



Called the Bush Curve, ladies and gentlemen, it's the principle that the level of a person's photogenicity falls as blood alcohol level rises.  And unlike the Balmer Peak the level of photogenicity does not suddenly increase at .14 BAC.
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« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2008, 09:34:46 AM »

"OK, false alarm. Not gonna puke. I'm good."
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« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2008, 12:11:33 AM »

Not drunk, I was smoking this joint. Good stuff, I have them growing it down in Gitmo. .
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« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2008, 04:53:51 AM »

This is the number of brain cells I have left...
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« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2008, 09:39:57 PM »

Bitter beer face!
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« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2008, 08:11:06 PM »

Compasionate Conservatism, Yeah that's the ticket. 
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« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2008, 08:24:03 PM »

Wincing slightly due to the coldness of her hands, Bush gestured for his security staff to stand down, and that he did not need their assistance in this matter. 
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« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2008, 11:11:29 PM »

Mission accomplished, sobriety vanquished
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« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2008, 12:23:41 PM »

"He made love to me so hard, it's now this wide!"
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« Reply #9 on: December 30, 2008, 02:56:53 AM »

"I am commencing to hold it in, Captain!"

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BTW, is that Barbara Bush, the daughter, behind him? I always thought she was the better looking of the Bush Twins. Too bad she's spawned from the goofball beside her.
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« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2009, 01:32:26 AM »

"It stinks!"
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« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2009, 04:05:03 PM »

"You should see what I left in the drawer in the big desk in the Oval Office!"
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