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Ed, Ego and Superego
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« Reply #30 on: December 30, 2008, 01:59:41 PM »

As the parent of a child with a relatively normal (I hope) name: Arianna Elizabeth I hate to see 27 Jaydens or Bradens or Aidans.   I'll leave the girls names alone tyhay can be far worse!


On that subject I found this great blog:
(Baby's named a bad bad thing)
http://www.notwithoutmyhandbag.com/babynames/

Its absolutely hilarious.  I laughed out loud.

I'm of the opinion that if you can't say "President Whatever" or "Doctor Whatever"  you have the wrong name.  There will not be a President Karsyn

You kids will not thank you for a lifetime of misspellings and Misprounciations.
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« Reply #31 on: December 30, 2008, 04:07:03 PM »

A few unique names that a friend's wife learned while student teaching at some elementary school:

Nike Air
Cholera (pronounced Sho-lera)

One more that I've heard of:

S**thead (pronounced Shi-theed)


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« Reply #32 on: January 02, 2009, 01:07:47 AM »

I went to gradeschool with a kid called stealth. If i remember right he was a weird little bugger.
If I ever have a kid I wanted to name him Spartacus for a boy or Athena for a girl. But i just think those names are a little weird. Or am I wrong?
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« Reply #33 on: January 02, 2009, 01:40:42 PM »

I went to gradeschool with a kid called stealth. If i remember right he was a weird little bugger.
If I ever have a kid I wanted to name him Spartacus for a boy or Athena for a girl. But i just think those names are a little weird. Or am I wrong?

Yeah, those names are weird, in today's world at least.

My suggestion for parents who want to give kids an unusual name: make it their middle name.  That way they won't have to tell it to anyone unless they want to.  I see no reason to guarantee that your kid will be made fun of for having an unusual name.   
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« Reply #34 on: January 02, 2009, 01:46:52 PM »

My middle name is the name of a dead baby.
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« Reply #35 on: January 03, 2009, 01:47:53 PM »

My brother dated a girl for awhile who had a baby named Shelia Cayenne (yes, like the pepper), how could you do that to another human?
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« Reply #36 on: January 05, 2009, 03:29:30 PM »

Ack, how could I forget...I went to school with O.K. Doak.
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« Reply #37 on: January 07, 2009, 11:03:40 AM »

When I was in school there was a girl named Patty Wack ... I figure her parents took lots of drugs in the 60's. Everyone use to say "Nick-nack, Patty Wack give that dog a bone."
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« Reply #38 on: January 07, 2009, 12:39:16 PM »

I once knew a boy named bread  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #39 on: January 07, 2009, 01:07:43 PM »

I was named after a popular British SCI-FI show in the '80s
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« Reply #40 on: January 07, 2009, 01:21:35 PM »

As a grad teaching assistant, I had a student named Pinkie QuoVadis (first & middle name). Nice lady, odd name. If I had ever had a son, I would have been sorely tempted to name him Edgar Allan (the first three letters of my last name are P-o-e). Would that have been wrong?
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« Reply #41 on: January 07, 2009, 01:40:54 PM »


It could always be worse...

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« Reply #42 on: January 08, 2009, 02:54:57 PM »

I was named after a popular British SCI-FI show in the '80s

Someone named you "Red Dwarf <insert last name here>"?
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« Reply #43 on: January 08, 2009, 06:17:08 PM »

Not Red Dwarf...
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« Reply #44 on: January 31, 2009, 05:19:42 PM »

We ordinary people give strange names to our children, but we can't hold a candle to the famous and not so famous. Thus, can you match the children listed to their famous or not so famous parents or parent. Answers below.

1. Cruz
2. Hopper
3. Kyd (note the spelling)
4. Moxie Crimefighter
5. Fifi Trixebell and her sister Peaches Honeyblossom
6. Kai-el
7. Pilot Inspecktor
8. Audio Science
9. and an easy one Jermajesty

a. David and Victoria Beckham
b. Nicholas Cage
c. David Duchovny and Tea Leoni
d. Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
e. Penn Gillette
f. Jermaine Jackson
g. Jason Lee
h. Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn
i. Shannon Sossamon

Answers
1a
2h
3c
4e
5d
6b Cage was once slated to play Superman
7g
8i
9f

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